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Dear Harry, What The F*** Were You Doing Getting In My Line Of Fire?

Posted on | February 13, 2006 |

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Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter

“Good heavens! I have hit a beater!” exclaimed Sir Geoffrey. “What an ass the man was to get in front of the guns! Stop shooting there!” he called out at the top of his voice. “A man is hurt.”

The head-keeper came running up with a stick in his hand.

“Where, sir? Where is he?” he shouted. At the same time, the firing ceased along the line.

“Here,” answered Sir Geoffrey angrily, hurrying towards the thicket. “Why on earth don’t you keep your men back? Spoiled my shooting for the day.” (The Picture of Dorian Gray, Ch. 18–Oscar Wilde)

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