HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

America the Petrified

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(AP) School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a Weapon

(USA Today) Radar alert sends Bush into White House bunker

All I can say is, we’re in some kinda hurt if a burrito can close a school and a flock of birds can send the President of the United States running for cover…