HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

And They Told Us It Wasn’t Price Gouging, Just Market Pricing…

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(Reuters) Exxon Mobil profit leaps on oil prices

and in case you’re wondering WHY I’m being Lovecraftian, check out the pic of CEO of Exxon Mobil. Positively invertebrate! Ia! Shub-Niggurath! The Black Goat with a Thousand Young!

And just what part of “Phnglui mglw’nagl Cthulhu r’lyeh w’gan nagl ftaghn” don’t you understand