HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

And Don’t Forget My Teddy-Weddy Who’ll Protect Me From The Dark…

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(Smoking Gun) Dick Cheney’s Suite Demands

(USAToday) ‘South Park’ skewers chef Hayes

Of course, Cheney needs Fox News…I think it was Keith Olbermann who said he has to make sure they said what he told them too. It was also KO who came up with the image of Dickey in his bath towel 🙂 I thought it needed permanent memorializing and of course, expanded on the concept in my own fashion. Kudos to Keith also for his worst person of the world award to Babs Bush, who gave a donation for Katrina relief and not only told them they had to spend it on computers, but also specified that they had to buy them from her son Neil. (Houston Chronicle) Former first lady’s donation aids son: Katrina funds earmarked to pay for Neil Bush’s software program I guess Babs truly believes that charity begins at home. Have a good weekend folks. Sorry this was so late, there was an issue with the server…

Drop Your C*cks and Grab Your Socks, Gentlemen, Time To Bend Over and Take It

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(AP) Sen. Durbin Says Censuring Bush Premature

(AP) Bush: Troops to Stay in Iraq for Years

Yup, we’ll be there into the next presidency so get any idea of substantial troop reduction out of your heads…This little adventure has cost America about $400 Bn, over 2K American lives, not to mention the wounded whose lives have been devastated by truly horrible maimings, not to mention 100K Iraqi lives (whom only the Iraqis seem to care about) and for what? Lies told by a President that Congress doesn’t even have the balls to censure?

He Hasn’t Been Blown Off This Bad Since Somebody Sneezed Over The Mirror

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(Reuters) Jessica Simpson snubs Bush

Jessica’s dad, of course, said that the new Daisy Duke was a big fan of El Presidente, but she felt it was wrong to appear to be politicizing her charity, Operation Smile, as well she should. “Uhhh, Bono never had a problem with it.” Needless to say, Bono has a different objective and is prepared to do what he thinks is right, just as Ms. Simpson did what she thought was right. It is pleasing to see Ms. Simpson take a principled position when the easiest thing to have done would have been to go with the flow. Not a ditzy thing to do at all.

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