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An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

And If Your Condition Lasts More Than 36 Hours, Call The White House And Ask For Laura…Mr. Excitement Goes To Bed At 9 O’clock Sharp Every Night

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(AP) Rush Limbaugh jokes about Viagra find

Myself, I could care less if Rush is limp (aaaaaaaaaaawwwwww) but his doctor sure didn’t do him any favor by trying to “protect his privacy.” And Rush’s own lack of judgment? Well, what CAN you expect from the Grand Poobah of the dittoheads?

In any case, we’ll be taking Monday off for the 4th of July holiday…and so we wish you all a safe and sane Independence Day :)

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Yeah, I Know, There Are More Important Things But I Can’t Help It, Saddam’s Hunger Strikes Are FUNNY!

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(Reuters/WashPost) Saddam on hunger strike to protest lawyer’s death

(Reuters/WashPost) Saddam ends hunger strike after missing one meal

What’s NOT funny is Saddam’s lawyers getting assassinated. According to the bush*tters in the administration, we’re bringing democracy to Iraq. One of the bases of democracy is the availability of a fair trial to ANYONE from shoplifters to child molesters to serial killers to mass murderers. Unless people who perform ghastly crimes get a fair hearing, there’s no guarantee that anyone ELSE will. YOUR right to tell a judge that you didn’t deserve the ticket for a red light because the light was obscured depends on scumbags being allowed to exercise THEIR right to declare their innocence. A lot of people say when someone’s been accused of a heinous crime: “They should just take him out and hang him.” But that’s wrong. That is not justice. It may be what they deserve. But it is not justice unless the law, the government, a jury of his peers, says that that is what should be done. And to deny that to Saddam, and to murder the people who are trying to get that fair trial for him, is a denial of any sort of true justice under democratic principles.

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Note To Rick Santorum: Those WMDs Aren’t The Only Things Past Their Expiration Date

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(AP) Poll: Santorum Approval Rating Declines

(NBC) Republican Lawmakers Say Iraq May Have Had WMDs

(AFP) Iraq chemical weapons too old to use: US intelligence officials

(HuffintonPost/Cesca) Senator Rick Santorum Finds Old Crap, Makes Ass of Himself

And in other news, my kidneystones have been errr evacuating one at a time, so pardon me if my cartoons haven’t been as complex as I usually like to make them…a good time to start transitioning to real pen and ink work instead of the marker pens I usually use. :)

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