And For All You Furry Philiacs, Marilyn MonSquirrel (Or Is It Madonna?)
And to end the year, the squirrels have decided to present THEIR version of Santa Baby… Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukah, Gode Jul, Sated Saturnalia, and Happy Holidays to anyone I missed. We’ll be back January 3, 2007.
Santa Baby,
Slip a little PAC under the tree, for me,
I’ve been awful good, honestly,
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Santa Baby,
A fact-finding junket to Vanuatu,
I’ll be waiting up for you,
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Think of all the fun I missed,
All the pages I could have kissed,
It will be hard to resist
When you are my top lobbyist.
Santa Baby,
A few rounds at St. Andrew’s sounds so uptown,
I’ve been an angel all year round,
Santa Baby,
So hurry down the chimney tonight.
Come and trim my Christmas tree,
First-class air, suite, speaking fee,
I’ll work so unselfishly,
If you keep re-electing me.
Santa Baby,
Forgot to mention one thing, hon, keep mum,
About these perks to everyone 🙂
So Santa Baby,
Just hurry down the chimney tonight.