HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

The REAL Surge… At The Pump

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(HuffingtonPost)The Price of Liberty

(BusinessWeek) $4 Gas? Fat Chance

Not to discount the sacrifices of our young men and women for being duped into fighting a war of corporate profit, but most Americans ARE sacrificing–their dollars to the oil companies. Another “surge” in the war for oil–the summer gas prices. Not hit $4 a gallon, says Business Week. Only if the oil companies give up greed…

‘Shamelessly Politicizing A Tragedy?’ Only If You Don’t Agree With Me

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(Christian Post)Is Media, Culture to Blame for Va. Tech Shooting [base “]Movies and video games are getting bloodier and bloodier. And we just hide under the banter that, [OE]kids will be kids.[base ‘] But, ultimately, it is not just a media thing or a gun thing, but a God thing.[per thou] and “These groups, that so quickly have tried to politicize Virginia Tech’s sorrow and loss, have a well-documented history of shamelessly dancing in the blood of crime victims to advance their agenda,” said Alan Gottlieb, founder of the Second Amendment Foundation, in a statement in regard to gun control policy. “Such deplorable behavior should not be forgotten by the American public.

(UnionLeader) McCain defends Second Amendment in wake of Va. Tech massacre McCain said the campus tragedy argues neither for more nor fewer firearms restrictions. Instead, he said, [base “]It argues for a better job being done of monitoring what is clearly aberrational and bizarre behavior and taking action to prevent a person like that from continuing without counseling and even perhaps being arrested for harassing women, apparently, threats, and all kinds of bizarre behavior. When someone exhibits a pattern of bizarre and threatening behavior, which is noticed by teachers and others, action should have been taken to prevent him from getting this far,[per thou] McCain said. (AHEM, like we know who’s dangerous or who’s not? I was pretty weird in college–should I have been targeted for “steps” to be taken by the University?

(Minnesota Daily) Second Amendment kills dozens in attack No, the second amendment didn’t kill them, a poor mentally ill person did. Adri Mehra makes the point that we’re not a police state yet, but the fact of the matter is we’ve come closer than ever before. What should we do if that ever comes to pass? Take it and like it? Hope some other country rescues us? Let the second amendment stand, but let’s stand up for regulation.

Our God-given right of self-defense Roy Moore is an ass.

Well, Somebody Already Used BS Express…

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McCain to make case for presidency Like John Lennon said, “Give war a chance.” or something like that.

(HAIL DUBYUS) Went To The Dance Lookin’ For Romance, Saw Barbara Ann And I Thought I’d Take A Chance… Looks Like McCain is a reader of this website LOL. Amazing considering how Google decreases my web footprint every time they “revise” their image search. I must be in the trashbin with the Post-Katrina images.

McCain message to joke critics: Get a life When reporters asked if the joke was insensitive, McCain said: “Insensitive to what? The Iranians?” No, John–to the AMERICANS who have to fight your permanent war.

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