I-PHONE, I-PHONE, I’ll eat your brain for an I-Phone

OK this is rollout day for the iPhone–how much will the stock go up and how fast will it go down when all the reviewers say, But it isn’t Perfect, it won’t butter my bread!

Steve Jobs, congratulations on the new Newton LOL and send one to Stephen Colbert! http://www.apple.com/

Monty Python and the US Constitution

OK so I did Dick, Head of Everything, yesterday, but I got inspired by his refusal to acknowledge reality and by his manning the ramparts of his office, hiding documents in “man-sized Mosler safes” (WashPost) treating everything on his desk as top secret. Perhaps now, the people of the US will wake up to the fact that we’ve had a political coup in this country.

Ahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhaaaaaaaahhh

(AP) Cheney stance on information challenged

(WashPost) Cheney Defiant on Classified Material: Executive Order Ignored Since 2003

Now how do you like that, Cheney claims the Vice President isn’t under the executive branch because he’s the president of the Senate. Of course, he’d argue that he isn’t controlled by congress either because as president of the senate, he’d be in a position of a conflict of interest. Therefore, according to him, he’s a totally independent branch of the government. Phooey, there’s only three branches and he’s got to belong to one