We’re Back!

It seems as if Fred’n’Bert wanted an extended vacation in sympathy with the writer’s strike (besides, my computer had a major file disaster), so our return has been incredibly delayed. Much has happened in the last several months, but there’s always room for more screwups before next January. In the meantime, let’s start things out with some choice quotes from our previous incarnation showing the appreciation of our numerous (no thanks to a certain search engine which deleted my cartoons from its image base) fans…

HEY IDIOT! DONT MAKE FUN OF OUR MARINES! I’LL SEND THEM ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR COMMUNIST THINKING. ANN COULTER IS A GOOD WOMAN SO DONT RIP ON HER! –K. H.

I hate you liberals that ignore the facts and distort the truth. We are America, we can multi-task. Bush is trying to make America different than the DPS office or the post office. We want things to be efficient, unlike other big government programs liberals want.–Nunya

Damn you are one angery bleeding heart lib who knows what is best for the unwashed. I bet you are smug because I mis-speled angry!–J.S.

Quoting from the Nation? Well there goes your credibility, loser.–LG

man i really don’t see how you ate that bologna.you are alot braver than i am–B.H.

I agree with what your saying but none of your cartoons are funny. It’s like a comedian told a joke and the audience sits in silence. YOU ARE NOT FUNNY #–T.S.

I would tell you to go to hell for your heresy, blasphemy, and treacherous remarks, but since you don’t believe in god or the good of america, GO F**K YOURSELF!!!!! CB (asterisks mine)

You’re an idiot! …Also, you’re artistic talent is nonexistent. DEAL WITH IT!–AS

Show more skin in the cartoons. (women skin)–BR