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Not REALLY …a Bail Out

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You know what I really like about this Administration–it’s even more post-modern than Clinton’s. Nothing IS ever what it seems to be because, presumably, it all depends on what IS means. Consequently, it isn’t really torture–it’s stress positions. It isn’t really surveillance against citizens, it’s a necessity of the war on terror. We aren’t really negotiating with Iran, we’re holding non-negotiating talks. And now, it isn’t really a bail-out. It IS… well, I’m not sure what it IS yet. Don’t you wish WE could play this game? Wouldn’t it be great if we could all decide that Bush really isn’t President? That we could put the last seven years aside as some deranged fantasy?