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But Can She Flirt With The Clients While They’re Waiting?

Posted on | December 14, 2005 | No Comments

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Honda Robot Serves Tea, Pushes Mail Carts and joins the ranks of Sora and other robotic receptionists…oh, brave new world!

Oh and in case you think receptionists aren’t still getting the old run-around-the-desk routine: “Just say it was consensual.” (CourtTV) Receptionist sues boss for allegedly masturbating on her

Getting ready for the last issue before my Christmas break–oops, I meant winter holiday break…Can’t look like I’m knuckling under the Bull O’Reilly pressure to put Christ back in Christmas that seems to be afflicting the airwaves. I happen to like Christmas, btw, but some quasi-Christians of the ill-tempered, offensive and intolerant persuasion seem to be intent on giving it a bad name by forcing it down people’s throats. “What could be offensive about Merry Christmas?” Bill asks. Just the ATTITUDE of the person saying it…Like Georgie celebrating Chanukah half a month too early so it won’t interfere with the CHRISTMAS celebration 😉

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