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Why Not Pay An Arm And A Leg…Cut Out The Middle Man!

Posted on | July 28, 2006 |

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2006-07-28-soylent_gasoline.jpg(AP/WashPost) Exxon Mobil Earns $10.4 Billion in 2Q

(Reuters/NYTimes) Shell Posts 36% Rise in 2nd-Quarter Profit

(AP) BP profit up 30 pct.; CEO retirement set

(NYTimes) Conoco’s Profit Rises by Two-Thirds on Soaring Oil Prices

(Bloomberg) Chevron May Post Record Profit on Price Gains, Unocal Purchase

Yes, indeedy, feeling shafted at the pump–well don’t worry, your pain is OUR GAIN MWAhahahahaha. Wasn’t the Iraq war supposed to help us at the gas station? It looks like the only people it’s helping are the oil companies. But then again, that’s who Georgie and Dickie mean by US!

Be sure to have Your RED-GREEN GLASSES from the last 3-D movie you were at ready for Monday–HAIL DUBYUS! will be celebrating its THIRD ANNIVERSARY with a special cartoon!

UPDATE: (AP) Chevron 2Q profit hits record high but only 18%, awwwwwwwwwww…

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