DUH DUHDUH DUH … DUH DUHDUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Posted on | May 7, 2007 | No Comments
(Reuters) Paris Hilton says jail term cruel, fires publicist
The following story is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the ridiculous… Los Angeles County…home to some of the richest people in the world, actors, actresses, socialites…wealthy heiress, Harris Pilton, was convicted on charges of reckless driving and driving under the influence. Her license was suspended and she was sentenced to take an alcohol education program. Two times she was apprehended driving under the suspended license…she never took the education program. I was sent to pick her up. My name’s Friday…I’m a cop. DUH DUHDUH DUH … DUH DUHDUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
I mean come on, Paris. Couldn’t you read the damn documents for yourself? Hmmmm maybe she couldn’t. (CelebNewsWire)Y Kant Paris Read? According to AP, Will jail make Paris even more popular?, Paris “is so pampered she doesn’t even read her mail. ‘I have people who do that for me,’ she told a judge.” Anyone wanna take any bets that our favorite celebutante is functionally illiterate?
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