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Just Remember to Water Ski Around the Oil Rigs

Posted on | July 1, 2008 | No Comments

Come On DOWN
(AFP) North Pole may have no ice this summer: US expert

Santa will appreciate all the bikini-clad elfettes–there can be floating resorts to keep the oilrig workers happy. But there will be a terrible slowdown in toy production–maybe he’ll subcontract with China.

Fourth of July is this Friday. I’ll be in Florida celebrating my Uncle John’s 90th BDAY. YAY Uncle John!

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