Posted on | December 9, 2008 | 1 Comment
(Wayne Madsen) Bush reported to be drinking heavily
“A well-placed White House source has confirmed a previous account of another well-connected White House source that Bush had been drinking while watching a Sunday NFLÂ playoff game between Baltimore and Miami.
“The White House nurse on dutyÂ examined Bush after he passed out from drinking at around 5:35 pm and took a blood sample ostensibly to check his blood sugar levels. The bloodÂ sample reportedly showed Bushâ€™s blood alcoholÂ content at a level considered to beÂ legal intoxication.
“Bush fell from his couch bruising his cheek and cutting his lip. His eyeglasses also cut the side of his face. Bush blamed the incident on his failure to heed his motherâ€™s advice and chew all his food before he swallowed.â€Â …
“Our sources also report that Laura Bushâ€™s stays at the White House are less frequent and that her overnight trips to the Mayflower Hotel often coincide with the presidentâ€™s drunken binges.â€
Looks like he’s a fake about everything…
Posted on | December 5, 2008 | No Comments
Ann Coulter’s jaw wired shut! We’re sooo sad….
It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. Seriously, this is poetic justice, the universe came up and whapped Ann Coulter on the mouth, a woman more guilty of lies and hate-spew than you can imagine. When pressed, she claims she is only an entertainer and has been known to compare herself to Mark Twain. Sam Clemens must have spun like a top in his grave on that one. The one thing above all Twain stood for was hatred of prejudice, the kind of prejudice that Coulter exemplifies and exhorts her disciples to emulate over and over and over and over.
I hope she likes drinking dinner through a straw
Posted on | December 2, 2008 | No Comments
You know, sometimes, during the past eight years, I’ve thought that president Bush was evil. Sometimes, insane. Sometimes a tool of big business, and sometimes, a weirdo. But his latest Hanukkah Greetings tells me what the truth is. For the past eight years, we’ve had Frank Drebin as our president.
You remember Frank Drebin, the cop Leslie Nielson played in Police Squad (in Color)? That’s our Mr. Bush. People said they voted for him because he’d be a great guy to sit down and have a beer with. Well, just think about it. They elected a guy you’d be afraid to lend your lawnmover to because you think he might hurt himself with it–oh yes, it’s possible, just try to clear the blades while the ignition is still on. Worse than that, he’d probably hurt you along with it…and probably run over half a dozen squirrels to boot.
Gawker has a copy of the actual card: White House War on Hanukkah! [Culture Wars]