HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

And Now, A Portrait Of The Woman Even The Republicans Would Like To See Disappear Into A Bottomless Pit

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Katherine Harris’ Former Opponent In-Town For Fundraising: Harris’ Victory Over Jan Schneider Tainted By Corruption

(AP) Katherine Harris Hires New Campaign Team

Why is this woman even in politics? As Rob Corddry pointed out on The Daily Show, the only thing she has going for her is big bazooms, but as Wonkette points out, even those are fake…Who’d she bl** to get that Secretary of State for Florida position anyhoo?

This Is For Shooting, This Is For Fun (Well, BOTH Are For Shooting LOL)

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(Reuters) Another ex-DeLay aide pleads guilty

(Reuters) Rep. DeLay wants pistol-packing permit back

I say, give him back the gun, with the admonition, “Do the right thing, Tom…” LOL

THIS JUST IN: DELAY RUNS AWAY!

(WashPost) DeLay to Resign From Congress: Associates Say Reelection Fears, Not Criminal Probe, Led to Republican’s Decision

Well, it’s not as good as doing the right thing >:-) but it shows what a person of Delay’s character does when confronted… “This had become a referendum on me,” he told Time in an article posted on the magazine’s Web site last night. “So it’s better for me to step aside and let it be a referendum on ideas, Republican values and what’s important for this district.” I wish this ilk would think LESS of Republican values and more about American values. And directly from his interview in TIME: “I have had hundreds of people work for me. Unfortunately, there’s three[~]one that we let go, Scanlon[~]that I don’t yet, I’ll wait until they’re found guilty. But it looks like they have violated the trust of my office…” What about OUR trust, Tommy? And later, about himself, “Everybody does some things[~]we’re all sinners.” Let me clue you in Tommy, GREED isn’t just about money–it’s about lack of charity and lust for power…and those you have in abundance…

Hey, ‘Axolotl’ Is A GREAT Word…

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(Daily Telegraph) Bush ‘early decision’ on Iraq invasion

(ABCNews)House Conservatives Blast Immigration Bill

I heard an interview clip with Frist from Hannity And Colmes on The Daily Show where he called deporting 11 million illegal aliens a “workable solution”, (Click on “Aliens Vs. Senators”), but if you need something in print, here’s an article where he’s quoted as calling illegal aliens a national security risk second only to the war on terror: (CBS/AP) Leap Forward for Bold Immigration Bill

Abramoff Is Sentenced For Casino Boat Fraud

The Same article, but the headline is more explicit…(Mercury News) Abramoff says he’s sorry, gets light term for scam

(Boston Herald) Photographer: Herald got it right Ahhh, but did Nino pronounce it with the correct Sicilian accent?

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