When You’re A Jerk, You’re A Jerk All The Way, From Your First Hidden Perk To Your Last Lying Day…

Serving at the pleasure of the President? Here are the lyrics:

Subpoenas (to the tune of Maria)

Subpoenas!
My staff’s just been handed
Subpoenas!
And suddenly that word
Is like a stinky turd
To me!

Supoenas!
My staff’s been delivered
Subpoenas!
And suddenly I’ve found
How yecchy that a sound
Can be!

Subpoenas!
Give them out and your laugh’s like braying
Get one back and it feels like spaying
Subpoenas…
I’ll never stop getting
Subpoenas!

The most overdue sound we’ve ever heard
Subpoenas!