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An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

Why’s Bob Novak In The Dress? Well, We All Know He’s SOMEBODY’S Bitch

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(Fox Brit Hume) Interview with Robert Novak

(Wash Post) Novak Says He Named 3 Sources in Leak Case

(WashPost) Vice President Sued by Plame And Husband: Ex-CIA Officer Alleges Leak Of Her Name Was Retaliatory

Well, this isn’t gonna go far…We’ll see a move to quash based on the fact that the VP shouldn’t be sued “during wartime” to distinguish the motion from the reason why Bill Clinton could be sued. They’ll delay any proceedings by appeals up the chain of courts until they finally hit the Bush appointee who makes it go away. As long as no one was under oath, they can’t be hit with perjury charges, the only form of lying Republicans admit is wrong…when someone ELSE does it. Bob Novak is still portraying himself as the heroic defender of First Amendment rights while he is the lowest sycophant to crawl in a newsroom. The least he could’ve done was given a colorful codename to his stoolie. As Jon Stewart pointed out, no Deep Throat for Mr. Combover…

And Now, A Portrait Of The Woman Even The Republicans Would Like To See Disappear Into A Bottomless Pit

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Katherine Harris’ Former Opponent In-Town For Fundraising: Harris’ Victory Over Jan Schneider Tainted By Corruption

(AP) Katherine Harris Hires New Campaign Team

Why is this woman even in politics? As Rob Corddry pointed out on The Daily Show, the only thing she has going for her is big bazooms, but as Wonkette points out, even those are fake…Who’d she bl** to get that Secretary of State for Florida position anyhoo?