IS there a real John McCain?

Well, the debates are over. John McCain actually did a lot better in this one than he did in any of the others (even the Town Meeting Style one), but boy, what a nasty old man he is. He can lie much better with a straight face (Straight Face Express?) especially when he tried to link Obama to the Weathermen and then the Weathermen to ACORN. But he still didn’t do as well as Obama, who remained unflappable in the face of what would be considered slander if these weren’t public figures duking it out for the Presidency. I did like when McCain literally dropped his jaw when Obama told him he was completely wrong about the details of his health plan. I wish that Obama had thought to mention that most of the registration irregularities in ACORN’s lists were in fact flagged by ACORN as possibly fraudulent registrations, but there’s only so much you can get into a timed response. Irish bookmakers are already prepped to pay off on Obama (Wash Times) Bookies bank on Obama win: Pay out early”–but there’s still a lot of fraud at the polls the REPUBLICANS can

Hey, I Spent Five and a Half Years at the Hanoi Hilton Without Cheese…

Suspend the debates so you can fly back to Washington and help with the economic crisis when you’ve already admitted economics is not your strong suit? In the meantime, blowing off Dave Letterman so you can show up on news shows? How Presidential!

Here are the lyrics (to the tune of the Mighty Mouse theme song):

Banking crises never hang around, when they hear this mighty sound:
“Here I come to save the day,” that means Mighty Mack is on the way.
Bama-Rama has to sit and wait, there will be no great debate
Dave will get no sucking up, “I’m in DC, f…… MUCKing up!”

Though we know we have big problems, we never have fear,
We know long after they’re solved, he’ll appear!
We’re not worrying at all, unless we hear that mighty call:
“Here I come to save the day!” Goddammit, Mighty Mack is ON THE WAY!