HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

You Know, Barbed Wire Doesn’t Just Keep People OUT…

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(WashPost) Bringing in Guard Raises Concerns Of Militarization

(WashPost) After Protests, Backlash Grows

(WashPost) On Immigration, Bush Seeks ‘Middle Ground’

Why am I suddenly using all articles from the Washington Post, you may ask? Well, it’s because the Post has a “Who’s Blogging” feature…besides, of course, being my home town paper. Anything for more hits, now that Google has decided that 89% of my cartoons aren’t fit to be seen by … whom? More on this later …

Hey, Jose, How’d You Like The Ball Game?

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(Yahoo) Immigration Full Coverage Page

(WashPost) President Wants Anthem Sung in English

(WashPost/Reuters) Rice not upset by US national anthem in Spanish

Ahh, yes, our proud Spanish-speaking El Presidente thinks the national anthem should be sung in English only, but someone forgot to mention that to Dr. Rice. I guess Bush doesn’t need the Hispanic vote anymore, so screw ’em. Of course, I myself would like people to hear the ENTIRE national anthem sometime–there ARE three more stanzas to it, and the first one, the one everyone sings, is a question that remains unanswered if you end it at the normal spot with PLAY BALL. The third stanza, about the fight against tyranny, is probably the most important.

Please Step Back From The Border, Particle Beam Weapons Are Acquiring A Solution…Have A Nice Day

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(AP) Schwarzenegger Blasts Idea of Border Wall

“Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger on Sunday said that building a 700-mile wall along the Mexican border to deter illegal immigration would amount to “going back to the Stone Ages,” and instead urged the use of high-tech gear and more patrols to secure the nation’s southern boundary. “We are landing men on the moon and in outer space using all these great things. I think that other technology really can secure the borders.” Ummmmm, hasn’t Immigrant Arnie ever watched ANY of his movies?

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