HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

He Hasn’t Been Blown Off This Bad Since Somebody Sneezed Over The Mirror

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(Reuters) Jessica Simpson snubs Bush

Jessica’s dad, of course, said that the new Daisy Duke was a big fan of El Presidente, but she felt it was wrong to appear to be politicizing her charity, Operation Smile, as well she should. “Uhhh, Bono never had a problem with it.” Needless to say, Bono has a different objective and is prepared to do what he thinks is right, just as Ms. Simpson did what she thought was right. It is pleasing to see Ms. Simpson take a principled position when the easiest thing to have done would have been to go with the flow. Not a ditzy thing to do at all.