HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

The Press Corps starts to acquire…Christmas tree Balls?

He had better stop drinking--I see two of him

He had better stop drinking--I see two of him

(Wayne Madsen) Bush reported to be drinking heavily
“A well-placed White House source has confirmed a previous account of another well-connected White House source that Bush had been drinking while watching a Sunday NFL playoff game between Baltimore and Miami.
“The White House nurse on duty examined Bush after he passed out from drinking at around 5:35 pm and took a blood sample ostensibly to check his blood sugar levels. The blood sample reportedly showed Bush’s blood alcohol content at a level considered to be legal intoxication.
“Bush fell from his couch bruising his cheek and cutting his lip. His eyeglasses also cut the side of his face. Bush blamed the incident on his failure to heed his mother’s advice and chew all his food before he swallowed.” …
“Our sources also report that Laura Bush’s stays at the White House are less frequent and that her overnight trips to the Mayflower Hotel often coincide with the president’s drunken binges.”
Looks like he’s a fake about everything…

O Say Can You See, Da Da Da Early Light…

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(AFP) First lady disagrees with husband Bush on US anthem in Spanish

(AFP) Bush’s command of Spanish too shaky for ‘Nuestro Himno’

(AFP) Bush urges immigrants to learn English

(AP) Bush Celebrates Cinco De Mayo, a Day Early

(MENC) STUDY SHOWS AMERICANS DON[base ‘]T KNOW THE NATIONAL ANTHEM “Nearly two out of three Americans (61 percent) don[base ‘]t know all of the words to our National Anthem, the Star-Spangled Banner, according to a recent Harris Interactive® survey.” Hell, who cares what language it’s in, as long as someone sings it. Let’s give Bush a deal, when he learns to read the calendar so he can figure out when Cinco de Maio (and Chanukah) really are, maybe people will start to pay attention to what he says they should do? Naaaaaaahhhh, he doesn’t even listen to himself, why should anyone else?