HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

Not REALLY …a Bail Out

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You know what I really like about this Administration–it’s even more post-modern than Clinton’s. Nothing IS ever what it seems to be because, presumably, it all depends on what IS means. Consequently, it isn’t really torture–it’s stress positions. It isn’t really surveillance against citizens, it’s a necessity of the war on terror. We aren’t really negotiating with Iran, we’re holding non-negotiating talks. And now, it isn’t really a bail-out. It IS… well, I’m not sure what it IS yet. Don’t you wish WE could play this game? Wouldn’t it be great if we could all decide that Bush really isn’t President? That we could put the last seven years aside as some deranged fantasy?

Drop Your C*cks and Grab Your Socks, Gentlemen, Time To Bend Over and Take It

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(AP) Sen. Durbin Says Censuring Bush Premature

(AP) Bush: Troops to Stay in Iraq for Years

Yup, we’ll be there into the next presidency so get any idea of substantial troop reduction out of your heads…This little adventure has cost America about $400 Bn, over 2K American lives, not to mention the wounded whose lives have been devastated by truly horrible maimings, not to mention 100K Iraqi lives (whom only the Iraqis seem to care about) and for what? Lies told by a President that Congress doesn’t even have the balls to censure?