HAIL DUBYUS!

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The Rabble Hasn’t Been Roused Like This Since Nuremburg…

Young Obama

I’m sure you’ve all seen the clips. Sarah Palin at the rallies, misrepresenting Obama’s association with former Weatherman Underground member William Ayres, to cries of “Terrorist,” and “Kill him.” Does she stop and say, “Hey, none of that kind of talk”? Nuh-uh. It’s just what she wanted to elicit from the crowd. It’s what McCain wants her to elicit from the crowd. Kill him. If they weren’t running for President and Vice President themselves, they could be arrested for incitement to violence, because that’s exactly what they are doing. They’re trying to incite violent hatred against Obama–you know, “THAT ONE”–possibly enough to get people to patrol the polling places and issue challenges against black and Hispanic voters, trying to intimidate them. Maybe more. Hell, when Sarah Palin heard “kill him”, she had a chance to show her true mettle. And she did. She let it ride. Are they trying to get Obama assassinated before November 4? It sure as hell looks like it. Maybe that’s the only way McCain thinks he can win.

In the meantime, check out Paris Hilton’s latest campaign video at funnyordie.com,(/A> ably assisted by Martin Sheen, her most admired fake President. You know, she’d make a better President than either John McCain or Sarah Palin. Hey, she got Charlie’s fake vote…

Hillary Done Wrong Again

Hillary Done Wrong Again

Damn, but that girl can’t win for losing. Men just do her wrong, even ones she isn’t married to. Now John Edwards owns up to his affair, and Hill’s campaign communications director, Howard Wolfson, complained that his lie cost Hillary the nomination.

(AFP) Edwards sex lie cost Clinton the nomination: former aide

Some of Hill’s supporters may stage a revolt and try to screw the pooch with a potentially divisive roll call vote at the Democratic convention. Beating McCain doesn’t seem to be the issue for these people. Getting rid of the disastrous Bush administration policies ain’t either. For them it’s Hill or nothing. I hate to say it, but the Republican strategy of winning another minority election by winning more electoral votes may have a chance.

In the meantime, here’s a link to the funniest and smartest political parody advertisement of the year, Paris Hilton’s response to John McCain’s “celebrity ad”.

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The Cartoon You’ve All Been Waiting For

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(AFP) Jail term was a message from God, says Paris Hilton Our favorite celebutante called Barbara Walters and told her how she was giving up her life of parties to use her power to do good. I hope she’s sincere because if she is, there is a lot she can do. But why did she have to call BW?

(E! Online) Paris Fallout: Agents Quit, Sheriff Targeted Ooops there’s our answer I bet.

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