Bring In The Usual Suspects…

You have all my confidence but … How would you like a Medal of Freedom, Fredo?

(AP) Specter: Gonzales hurt administration

(AP) Bush administration under a cloud

(AP) Bush administration awash in scandals

(AP) Vermont Senate: Impeach the president

I can’t remember this, something is amiss, my memory’s gone awry…
My fundame-ent’s store is dry, I’ll have to lie.

And when asskissers woo, they still say, “Mw-MW-moo!”… on that you can rely
When senator’s inquiries sting, I’ll have to lie.

Bald-faced evasions–never out of date.
Wild prevarications, always on my plate.
Disinformations, “Oops, did I misstate that?” is my sure reply.

It’s still the same old story, who cares about Old Glory, as long as I get mine!”
George Bush will always love asskissers who always lie!
And if I’m asked how sweet it tastes, I’ll have to lie.

When You’re A Jerk, You’re A Jerk All The Way, From Your First Hidden Perk To Your Last Lying Day…

Serving at the pleasure of the President? Here are the lyrics:

Subpoenas (to the tune of Maria)

Subpoenas!
My staff’s just been handed
Subpoenas!
And suddenly that word
Is like a stinky turd
To me!

Supoenas!
My staff’s been delivered
Subpoenas!
And suddenly I’ve found
How yecchy that a sound
Can be!

Subpoenas!
Give them out and your laugh’s like braying
Get one back and it feels like spaying
Subpoenas…
I’ll never stop getting
Subpoenas!

The most overdue sound we’ve ever heard
Subpoenas!