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Another Fatwa From America’s Ayatollah? Ayatollah? Yup And I’ll A-Toll-Yah So Again!

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Dobbs compared Coulter to Michael Moore; she preferred Mencken or Twain

Ann Coulter Identifies John Murtha as a Target for Murder (121 comments)

(Ann Coulter.Com)THEY SHOT THE WRONG LINCOLN

Ann Coulter, the Ayatollah of rightwing fake punditry, has put a fatwa on the head of old Lincoln Chafee, showing she has much more in common with the Islamo-fascists than she likes to admit, and I don’t mean the Islamo-part. Or is this one of her famous “jokes”?

Coulter told Lou Dobbs she considered herself the right wing Mark Twain or HL Mencken, arguing for herself a wit comparable to these great men of American letters. At least she tacitly admitted that these two of our greatest minds WEREN’T right-wing, but as to whether or not her wit is their equal, I’d rather say she was the equal of a sleazy Weimar Republic cabaret host telling hate jokes (But if you could see her through my eyes, she wouldn’t look Jewish at all–CABARET). In any case, in her latest hate-spew, she suggests the wrong Lincoln got shot, as if the bigots of the world would wait 140 years to shoot Lincoln Chafee whose only sin appears to be being a Republican with the gall to think for himself. This makes him a candidate for assassination? Think, “Night of the Long Knives”!

As Hitler explained his actions on that night: “”If anyone reproaches me and asks why I did not resort to the regular courts of justice, then all I can say is this: In this hour I was responsible for the fate of the German people, and thereby I became the supreme judge (oberster Gerichtsherr) of the German people”(Wikipedia) Night of the Long Knives, quoting Wm. Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich Substitute “American” for “German” and you’ll see why Bush, Coulter, and all the rest of these frighten the bejeesus out of me and why three years ago I began this illustrated journal.

In any case, here’s one of my most celebrated sketches to round out this retrospective…Have a great Labor Day holiday :)

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How Dare He Cut In On My Notoriety!

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(AFP) Attack on Sept. 11 widows sparks outrage The media hound most interested in self-promotion accuses the 9/11 widows of it and calls them witches

(WashPost AP)Sen. Clinton: Coulter’s Remarks ‘Vicious’ So far, the only major political figure to call her out on it

(WashPost) A Chilling Portrait, Unsuitably Framed Philip Kennicott on the iconography of Zarqawi’s death

(WashPost) White House Sees Diplomatic, Political Opportunities Turning the tide…again?

(AP) Deputy unwittingly led troops to al-Zarqawi “Al-Zarqawi died with five others, including a woman, a child and the man who unwittingly led the Americans to him”

(WashPost) Stand-Up Man On the lighter side, an online write-in discussion with one of my favorite comics, Lewis Black.

The problem with Ann Coulter is that part of her is doing this bull**** to make headlines, be invited on every TV network to be outrageous and get people to buy her books. That part of her knows what a con artist she is. The other part of her believes it and hopes by promulgating her hate-filled speech to become the new Magda Quandt Goebbels of the New World Order…or possibly its female Joseph Goebbels. That part of her is the scary one. It’s always frightening when a person of intelligence (I won’t deny her that–just as I wouldn’t deny it of Dr. Goebbels) holds such wickedness in her heart and soul. It’s entirely appropriate her new book “Godless” came out on 6/6/06…only she’s wrong–she’s the godless one. I’m certain I saw a Republican complaining about her attire while she was “representing the Republican party.” I believe the words were dressed like a slut–but this seems to have been scrubbed.

On the other hand, today it was a tossup–do I do Zarqawi, do I do Ann Coulter? Ann DID get knocked off the headlines–I’m sure she hates being upstaged by something she can’t shout down with her characteristic rudeness. But I went with her anyway, because she’s more fun to caricature than a dead Zarqawi. Moreover, Bush and Rumsfeld and Co. were remarkably lowkey about the incident. It may turn the tide, but there’s a lot ahead…I guess after as many tide-turnings as we’ve been through–and corner-turnings and turning points–it’s probably best not to crow until we find out if we have something to crow about. I thought I’d read earlier that the woman killed as collateral damage had been pregnant–but I can’t find a reference so that may have been a faulty reading on my part…

Update

(MediaMatters) Media figures, GOP strategists defend Coulter’s attacks on 9-11 widows I should have realized that the defense of Ann would be carried out by the likes of Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh and their ilk. According to these, Coulter wasn’t being mean-spirited–she was satirizing. Ahhhhhhh, that’s what we call slander these days. First, satire is not JUST making caustic remarks (a guideline I try, not always successfully, to observe here). And slander is the telling of an untruth about another that the reasonable person MIGHT nevertheless conclude IS the truth because of the position and reputation of the person who made the untrue claim. The claim that the “Jersey Girls” have “commercially exploited” 9-11 (to become millionairesses many times over) is an attempt to tar these 9-11 widows with the brush that paints these so-called pundits. If anyone has “commercially exploited” anything, it’s these hatemongers who have used that tragedy to sell books, improve their ratings, boost their stock portfolios, etc., etc.. If the Jersey Girls have done any exploitation, it’s the exploitation of their position and grief to shame a shameless administration into a real investigation instead of a whitewash. That’s not “commercial exploitation.” That’s, to quote George W. Bush, “using their political capital.”

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Dang, Them Sheep Leave A Mess On A Red Carpet

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Well, I’ve been meaning to do a brokeback cartoon for a while, but, of course, everyone and his brother has taken the poster and photoshopped various political figures into it…which isn’t really a cartoon, but it DOES kinda rule out using the idea over here, if yanno what I mean? I’ve found I can’t look at political cartoons these days until well after the events because if I know someone else has drawn something that I have a similar idea for, I can’t draw it myself.

Anyway, EVERYONE expected Brokeback Mountain to take best picture and predicted so. By far, the most disgusting expression of a prediction came from the right wing poster child for anorexia of the brain, Ann Coulter… If there’s any reason to cheer Brokeback’s loss, it is in that it proves once again that Ann needs holes in the ground identified for her. However, let us rather cheer the fact that another good movie “Crash” won, and also cheer the three Oscars that Brokeback DID earn, especially the first directorial win of Ang Lee and extend our congratulations not just to all the winners but to all contenders in a very unpredictable year for the Academy Awards.

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