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An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

At Least, These Guys Aren’t Running An ASSassination Pool

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If you can't elect your candidate, impeach the winner...

If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em...

Well, it’s official–calls for Obama’s impeachment have begun before he’s even spent a day in office. YOU HEAR THAT, NANCY PELOSI??? You didn’t want to be divisive? Well, here’s the people you didn’t want to drive away–the ones who are willing to drive away a validly elected President before he’s even had the chance to be corrupt or incompetent. The least you can say is these guys aren’t racially prejudiced–they hate anyone who isn’t Republican regardless of race, color, creed, gender, sexual preference, or … well I can’t say national origin because that’ll probably be their argument: that Obama wasn’t legally elected because his original Hawaii birth certificate is missing and he can’t PROVE he’s a natural-born American citizen (despite having an American citizen mother). At least they aren’t calling for his assassination (or “merely” running pools for one). Quite frankly, with all the death threats he’s already received, I wouldn’t take bets against some gun-toting Mer’can patriot taking a potshot at the “Communist Nazi Muslim N-word whose minister hates America.” It may turn out that the one thing the Bush Leaguer did right was to allow his paranoia to demand increased security for the president…not for him, but for his successor. Some of us are going to be living on pins and needles for the next 4 years.

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All the charm of the DMV, all the competence of a Bush appointee…

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(Time) Katrina Victims Facing Collectors?
We’ll start once again with the thought that Brownie did a helluva job. And when our Fearless Leader–you know, the one who wishes he was in Afghanistan having a romantic encounter with danger like he didn’t have when he was sort of in the National Guard–finally realized that the federal government had to do something about all those POOR people besides Trent Lott–he cracked the whip and sent his corp of incompetents rushing down to throw money around madly, not bothering to account for who they gave it to. That’s what happened in Iraq–they sent down truckloads of hundred dollar bills–on pallets–do you have any idea how many hundred dollar bills it takes to load a pallet? And they just threw it away. Threw it away…there’s about 10 billion dollars in CASH that no one can account for. Who’s got it? Not the Iraqis you can bet. So, the American branch of these incompetents rush down to the Delta and throw money around wildly. And now, they’ve run out of money–with 1/3 of the claims yet to be filled! So what are they going to do now? You got it–go try to get it BACK! Not necessarily from the people they overpaid–from the people they can put the screws to. In other words, the poor who lost their homes get to get screwed again. Kanye West was wrong. Bush doesn’t care what color you are–as long as you’re dirt poor, it’s all the same to him–someone to be screwed.
Isn’t criminal negligence an impeachable offense?

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Just to show I’m Bipartisan in my crusade against IDIOCY

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I don’t think I need to document this one, Eliot Spitzer, Mr. Clean, Eliot Ness, fighter against pay-for-play DJs, got caught with his pants down. Hoohah Client Number 9 at the Emperor’s Club, paying 4300 dollars to have sex with what–is she some kinda goddess? Sure, they’re pretty, but she gotta be pretty damn talented to be worth that kinda bread! For THAT money, I’d expect something I couldn’t get, and I don’t just mean something that looks nice! It’s the old saying, if you have money and power, you think you’re invulnerable and you’re entitled to anything. And anything is what he got.

Of course, the Republican minority in the NY legislature is calling for impeachment. Do you hear THAT, Nancy Pelosi? You won’t try to impeach that war criminal who thinks he was elected king and this minority party in NY is willing to impeach their governor for getting his peepee wet. It’s not just about the coming election. It’s about what that man can do in the next 9-1/2 months. Do you want to be responsible for giving him a free ride…all the way to Tehran?

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