An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

oooooooooooo my head

Posted on | December 12, 2008 | No Comments

Fred’n’Bert came in and told me it was time for the FIRST Christmas Party of the season and dragged me out to the Holey Tree Apartments. I don’t know what it was, the concoction they served me, but I only have this to say: Never, EVER, drink anything made of fermented acorns. The brew is bad enough, but the stuff they drink after distillation…it makes slivovitz taste like cognac.

Seriously, I’ve had a migraine for two days now and the shoulder I should’ve taken care of years ago has been badly acting up, so I kind of need a day off. I’ll be back on Tuesday with some additional holiday cheer. 🙂


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