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This Poor Shnook Just Can’t Win For Losing, Can He?

Posted on | April 8, 2005 | No Comments


(Reuters) Prince Charles Delays Wedding for Pope Funeral

Face it, Chuck, even God ain’t cutting you a break. I mean really, you were just born under a BAD star. I never thought I’d have to feel sorry for someone who had so much more going for him than I could possibly ever even HAVE, but Jesus Christmas, nothing, but nothing, goes right for you. At least you’re finally marrying the woman that you love…let’s hope things finally turn around for you.


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