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December 2008 (6)
- 19: IO! SATURNALIA! The Holiday Designed to Offend … EVERYBODY! (0)
- 16: Hey, I put my shoes out for St. Nicholas–and they NEVER RETURNED! (0)
- 12: oooooooooooo my head (0)
- 09: The Press Corps starts to acquire…Christmas tree Balls? (1)
- 05: Ann Coulter, Wired? (0)
- 02: And to our Christian friends, Happy Hanukkah! (0)
November 2008 (6)
- 25: Happy Thanksgiving (0)
- 21: At Least, These Guys Aren’t Running An ASSassination Pool (0)
- 18: And on the 45th Underlevel … (0)
- 12: Pardon Me, Boy, Is This The Human Rights Court Station? (0)
- 07: Congratulations, Barack Obama (2)
- 04: Yes, Virginia, there IS just one Election Day… (3)
October 2008 (9)
- 31: Happy Hallowe’en–BOO! (3)
- 28: McCain and Palin, Just a Couple of Mavericks? Umm humm, sure. (0)
- 24: Greenspan Receives a Remedial Economics Lesson–Greed Trumps the Market (0)
- 21: So what does that make us, the unreal America, or the real un-Americans? (0)
- 17: IS there a real John McCain? (0)
- 14: Sarah Palin: Dick Cheney Got An Apology From That Guy He Shot In The Face–Where’s MINE? (0)
- 10: The Rabble Hasn’t Been Roused Like This Since Nuremburg… (0)
- 07: Is it fair? I’ve got $480 million, I don’t give a D@#$. (0)
- 03: Gwen, Do You Mind If I Pay No Attention To Your Questions, But Answer What I’ve Memorized? (0)
September 2008 (8)
- 30: What Do You Mean There’s No Funsies Table At This Casino? I Need A Do-Over… (0)
- 26: Hey, I Spent Five and a Half Years at the Hanoi Hilton Without Cheese… (0)
- 23: Trust Them, They’ll Know How To Use The Money (0)
- 19: There goes my broker now (0)
- 12: Republican Stories: In This Issue: SUPER SARAH FIELD DRESSES A MOOSE! (0)
- 09: Questions about anything are offlimits for Sarah Palin (0)
- 05: Saving the World From Progress, One Ice Shelf At A Time (0)
- 02: Don’t Criticize Her, Either Or She’ll Have Your Boss Fired (0)
August 2008 (9)
- 29: Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Would Be Proud (0)
- 26: Lest You Think I gave Russia too Easy a time last week (0)
- 22: Actually, Itâ€™s An Accurate Description of the REAL Republican â€œBaseâ€ (0)
- 19: Invading a Sovereign Nation is Something that Just ISNâ€™T DONE in the 21st Centuryâ€¦ (0)
- 15: They Said Nothing About Reach-Arounds (0)
- 12: Hillary Done Wrong Again (0)
- 08: TRIGGER HAPPY PG COUNTY COPS SHOOT THE DOGS (0)
- 05: It’s Not Like They Have To Forge The Right Forms, Is It? (0)
- 01: EXXON MOBIL Record Profits–AGAIN! (0)
July 2008 (8)
- 29: It’s not torture unless your first objective IS to hurt, maim or kill them (1)
- 25: Bob Novak, Accident (1)
- 22: Not REALLY …a Bail Out (0)
- 18: Obama Offended? (0)
- 15: Nation of Whiners–Take It and Like It (1)
- 11: What, Didn’t I tell you I was going to be out of the country today? It must have slipped my mind… (0)
- 08: We’ve Already Had One President Who Showed How Important Flying A Plane Was (0)
- 01: Just Remember to Water Ski Around the Oil Rigs (0)
June 2008 (3)
- 27: Isn’t it refreshing to know that Our Government Uses the Same Lines that SPECTRE uses? (0)
- 24: Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Could Obamarama be a real Politician? (0)
- 20: I’m Back, A Little Worse for Wear (0)
May 2008 (10)
- 23: One Gasbag Finally Gone–How Many To Go? (2)
- 21: Yes, But Did You Really Want To See Mr. Dymbulb In His BVDs? (0)
- 19: When Your Mouth Gets THAT Big, It’s Hard To Say What’ll Come Out Of It (0)
- 16: Not Dead Yet… (0)
- 14: Alive and Kicking, If I still had a leg (0)
- 12: A Quiet Little Affair With Only 14 Bridesmaids and 14 Groomsmen… (1)
- 09: Open Mouth, Insert Foot (0)
- 07: And the Democratic Race is still… (yawn) undecided (0)
- 05: Before it slips through the crack–Neener, Nino (0)
- 02: What Happens at the Gas Station, Stays at the Gas Station (0)
April 2008 (13)
- 30: Trying to Have it Both Ways (1)
- 28: Justice has not been done…the question is, who didn’t do it? (0)
- 25: And in other penis news, they are stealing them in the Congo…again. (0)
- 23: RAW(R) (0)
- 21: Maybe Abu Ghraib was all YouTube’s fault too? (0)
- 18: These are Journalists? This is a Debate? (0)
- 16: And When WAS the last time you fired that gun, Hill? (0)
- 14: Ashcroft Was Right–It Should Never Have Been Discussed In The White House (0)
- 11: You Can’t Get There From Here (1)
- 09: And for today’s dose of surrealism (2)
- 07: Spring in Washington and the pink slips are in bloom (0)
- 04: McCain–All things to no people? (0)
- 02: Tough Questions … (0)
March 2008 (12)
- 31: All the charm of the DMV, all the competence of a Bush appointee… (0)
- 28: TSA! TSA! Keeping our skies safe for democracy (0)
- 26: Whoops, I misspoked it again … (0)
- 21: So Much For Government Of the People, By the People and For the People (0)
- 19: When did Karl Rove start working for the Clintons? (0)
- 17: Not a Public Figure, Just a Pubic Figure (0)
- 14: Hooray for OUR Team (0)
- 12: Just to show I’m Bipartisan in my crusade against IDIOCY (0)
- 10: Oh Gee, It was a one-in-a-million shot… (0)
- 07: Big Surprise: Bush Endorses His Former Rival (0)
- 05: Your Fate is to be as you are, Mine is to be as I am, an asshat… (0)
- 03: It is VITAL to the interests of this country that we get to the bottom of this!!! (0)
February 2008 (4)
- 29: Just a little sluggish (0)
- 27: Economic Downturn? How will the administration handle it? (0)
- 24: My God, It Almost Makes McCain Look Like He Isn’t Dead Yet (0)
- 14: We’re Back! (0)
July 2007 (11)
- 30: Four Years of HAIL DUBYUS! Bloody But Unbowed! (0)
- 27: Wow, Nice Tight Pattern…Too Bad He Couldn’t See WHO He Was Shooting (0)
- 25: The Bush Administration–Protecting Us From Cheap Canadian Drugs and Boobs on TV (0)
- 23: Vitter Family Values? (0)
- 20: SPOILER ALERT: Harry Potter and the Fourth Branch of the US Government! (0)
- 16: Bush’s Kind Of War — Nobody Shoots At You, But You Kill 1000s (0)
- 13: I’ll Discuss This When The Investigation’s Done … Whoops, Old News! (0)
- 11: Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn! (0)
- 09: Dick Nixon’s Body Lies A-Turning In His Grave (0)
- 06: I’m In A Stye With The Rest Of My Friends (0)
- 02: There Is No Hidden Meaning To This Cartoon (0)
June 2007 (10)
- 29: I-PHONE, I-PHONE, I’ll eat your brain for an I-Phone (0)
- 27: Monty Python and the US Constitution (0)
- 25: Ahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhahuhaaaaaaaahhh (0)
- 18: Never Leave A Demolition Half Done (0)
- 13: The Cartoon You’ve All Been Waiting For (0)
- 11: Will He Or Won’t He? Only Dick Cheney Knows For Sure (0)
- 08: At Least Our Corporate Overlords Are Happy (0)
- 06: Welcome to the Campaign Channel, All Elections, All The Time… (0)
- 04: I Know, No Mascara, But I Couldn’t Bear To Imagine It On Bush… (0)
- 01: Even The Boids Are Critics–When The Foo S–ts, Wear It (0)
May 2007 (12)
- 30: Who Ya Gonna Believe, A 2500-year-old Book That Preacher Says Was Written By God, Or Some Scientists Who Only Found Out These Things Yesterday? (0)
- 25: What’s New, Pussycat? Woe, Woe, Woe! (0)
- 23: Oh, Please, Mr. Dogcatcher, Don’t Shoot That Dog…. (0)
- 21: Alberto’s Bedside Manner? Needs Improvement… (0)
- 18: This Cartoon Isn’t About Anything In The News At All … (0)
- 16: The Right To Address Accusers In Open Court? Not In America… (0)
- 14: And To Add Insult To Injury, They Even Put My Gloves On Backwards (0)
- 11: Space, The Final Front…Ooops. (0)
- 09: Ever Get The Feeling Our Intelligence Is Run By Jethro Beaudine? (0)
- 07: DUH DUHDUH DUH … DUH DUHDUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (0)
- 04: Spring in Washington…And The Sex Scandals Are In Bloom (0)
- 02: Mission Accomplished Happy 4th Anniversary (0)
April 2007 (13)
- 30: The REAL Surge… At The Pump (0)
- 27: ‘Shamelessly Politicizing A Tragedy?’ Only If You Don’t Agree With Me (0)
- 25: Well, Somebody Already Used BS Express… (0)
- 23: Bring In The Usual Suspects… (0)
- 20: You have answered ‘I don’t know’ or ‘I can’t recall’ to close to 100 questions (0)
- 18: The Big Bad Wolfowitz Meets Little Hot (???) Riding Hood (0)
- 16: Jurassic Park IV–Poultry Farm of DOOM! (0)
- 13: Oh, Darn, Mr. President, I’m Washing My Hair The Next Two Years (0)
- 11: Some Day My Prince Will Come… (0)
- 08: Wordless Chorus (0)
- 08: Maybe Waiting For The Rapture Isn’t The Best National Policy–After All, Who Said You Were One Of The Ones Predestined To Be Rapted? (0)
- 04: Flies? Poor Puny Things, Who Wants To Eat Flies? (0)
- 02: But Nothing Could Get Him To Lose The Smirk (0)
March 2007 (12)
- 30: MC Rove Indeed! I Hear He’s Actually A Flatulent–err, A Philatelist (0)
- 28: You KNOW Things Have Gotten Bad When They Start Taking The Fifth (0)
- 26: Executive Privilege Doesn’t Cover Wrongdoing By The Executive Branch (0)
- 23: KA-BOOM! (0)
- 21: You Don’t Need An Oath, Don’t You Trust Us? (0)
- 19: Stationed, Not Stirred: By This Definition, James Bond Isn’t Covert Either (0)
- 16: When You’re A Jerk, You’re A Jerk All The Way, From Your First Hidden Perk To Your Last Lying Day… (0)
- 14: I Drew A Line In My Mind And Surprise, Surprise, I Was On The OK Side Of It! (0)
- 12: One Thing You Can Say About This Crowd–They NEVER Get Tired Of Repeating Themselves (0)
- 09: You’re Taking The Fall, Sweetheart (0)
- 07: But…But…They Have Plenty Of Ice… (0)
- 05: ‘Just A Joke’ (0)
February 2007 (11)
- 28: The Only Spears That Can Shave Their Hair Is Britney 🙂 (0)
- 26: Hmmmmm, And How Many Were Saying Gore the Bore Six Years Ago? (0)
- 23: When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Accuse Everyone Else Of Not Being Patriotic Enough? (0)
- 21: Oh, Yes, You Are…GHOST RIDER vs. BUSH (0)
- 16: A Sane Man Would Be Headed To The Storm Cellar By Now (0)
- 14: Man When The Toilet Tells You To Stop Drinking, It’s Time To Stop Drinking (0)
- 12: You Mean I Have To Get Up at 7 AM Just To Find Out If I Can Go Back To Bed At 7:30? (0)
- 09: ‘I Think We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes’ –Norman Bates (0)
- 07: Ain’t These People Never Been To A Rock Concert Before? (0)
- 05: Would You Vote For A Grown Man Who Calls Himself ‘Butch’? (0)
- 02: Quiet, Err. I’m Transmitting Rage. (0)
January 2007 (12)
- 31: Halliburton Can Make The Umbrellas (0)
- 29: Hush, Little Baby, Don’t You Cry… (0)
- 26: They Say A Sociopath Is Marked By A Lack Of Empathy… (0)
- 24: The State Of The Union 2007 (0)
- 22: And They Say New Yorkers Don’t Care (0)
- 19: Remember, January 31 Is National Gorilla Suit Day… (0)
- 17: Obama-Sama-Fo-Fama… (0)
- 12: Oooo, I’m Gonna Make Such Faces At You (Which Can’t Be Quoted) (0)
- 10: The State Of Our Union Is Tired As Hell Of Being Lied To… (0)
- 08: Will The Honeymoon Be Over Before The Reception Ends? (0)
- 05: ‘Lucky…Lady…Fifth…At…Belmont…’ (0)
- 03: And The Beauty Of It Is, Now Saddam Will Never Tell Anyone About Who Supplied Him With The WMDs In The First Place (0)
December 2006 (5)
- 15: And For All You Furry Philiacs, Marilyn MonSquirrel (Or Is It Madonna?) (0)
- 12: Who Thought Kofi Annan Had Such A Good Sense Of Humor? (0)
- 08: I Just Love Drawing Bush In Drag (0)
- 05: Yunno, Bears That Can’t Sleep Get AWFUL Cranky 😉 (0)
- 01: BRITNEY FLASHES! (Hey, It’ll Get More Attention Than Civil War In Iraq) (0)
November 2006 (10)
- 28: And If That Doesn’t Work, I’ve Got A Red Ryder BB Gun (0)
- 22: Henry Kissinger: Last Turkey In The Shop? (0)
- 20: Lack Of Unity In The Democratic Party? And Your Point Is? (0)
- 17: Forget Size Zero, Next Season We’re Shooting For -2… (0)
- 15: BYE-BYE, RUMSFELD–You Just Know I Couldn’t Let Him Go Without A Song (0)
- 13: I Want To Remind You, You Still Have Two Out Of Three Branches Of The Government, And That Ain’t Bad (0)
- 08: When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Going: BYE BYE DONALD! (0)
- 06: But Can You Believe A Puppet? (0)
- 03: Just Remember This Rule When You Go To Vote On Tuesday 🙂 (0)
- 01: Mischief Night, 2006 (0)
October 2006 (10)
- 30: Trick Or Treat? We’ve Been Tricked So Long, We Wouldn’t Know A Treat If It Bit Us (0)
- 25: Ken Lay Memorial Edition (1)
- 23: He Thinks He’s Flash Gordon, We Think He’s A Ming Wannabe (0)
- 18: And If This Don’t Work, There’s Always The Vote Count… (0)
- 16: Instead Of Delivering The Coup De Grace To The Insurgency, We’ve Decided To Deliver The Coupe De Ville Instead (0)
- 11: Tactics 101: Always Negotiate From Strength–Oh Well, Lost That Opportunity (0)
- 09: And Are We Being Censored AGAIN Over Here? Mmmmmmm Could Be… (0)
- 06: Won’t That Make You Feel Your Kids Are Safer? Just One Question: Who’s Gonna Protect Them From The Teachers? (0)
- 04: Drunk? Gay? Abused? Nobody Knew? Everybody Knew? What Will We Find Out Tomorrow? (0)
- 02: Room 101… (0)
September 2006 (13)
- 29: Meep Meep! (0)
- 27: Let’s Not Even Go There, Said Condi …So They Didn’t (0)
- 25: Who Knows What Evil Lurks In The Hearts Of Men? This Whole Administration Does–First Hand! (0)
- 22: Just Because We Reached An Agreement, Doesn’t Mean We Have Keep It (0)
- 20: Who Do These Guys Think They’re Kidding? Too Bad It’s Working… (0)
- 18: Whoa! Bluto Never Hit Me THIS Hard! (0)
- 15: You’re So Beige, You Probably DON’T Think This Toon Is About You… (0)
- 13: We’re Safer, But We’re Not Safe…We’re Outer, But We’re Not Out… (0)
- 11: And We Could’ve Gotten Osama AGES Ago If We Didn’t Have Any Pesky LAWS To Pay Attention To… (0)
- 08: This Is ONE Fish Story That Won’t Be One Of Dubya’s Greatest Moments As President… (0)
- 06: Boinking Off Into The Sunset…Whatsamatter? Don’t You Feel You’ve Been Boinked The Last Six Years? (0)
- 04: Steve Irwin: A Sad Day For Animal Lovers (0)
- 01: Another Fatwa From America’s Ayatollah? Ayatollah? Yup And I’ll A-Toll-Yah So Again! (0)
August 2006 (10)
- 30: You Heard It First Here–NUTCASE! (0)
- 28: Just The Kind Of Boss You Always Wanted, One Who’ll Fart In Your Face (0)
- 25: Katrina Anniversary Memorial (August 3rd Anniversary Reprint Special) (0)
- 23: So, How Many Can YOU Name–Justices, Not Dwarfs… (0)
- 21: Hey, You Wanna Be Safe From EVERYTHING, DONTCHA?. (0)
- 18: Sorry, There’s Nothing In The Archives About JonBenet Ramsey (1)
- 16: Comedy? Horror? Documentary? YOU Decide! (0)
- 14: Hahaha, You Can’t Foola Me, There’s-a No Such Thing As A Durable Ceasefire (0)
- 04: Back On The Ballot A-gain, Back Where A PAC Is Your Friend! (0)
- 02: And I Detest All My Sins Because I Dread The Loss Of Box Office And The Pain Of Supporting Roles (0)
July 2006 (12)
- 31: Get Out Yer 3D Glasses! Our 3rd Anniversary Toon In 3D! (0)
- 28: Why Not Pay An Arm And A Leg…Cut Out The Middle Man! (0)
- 26: And This Year’s Hank Kissinger “Heartless” Award Goes to Condoleezza Rice! (0)
- 24: Hmm, I Think I Need To Deconstruct This One For Myself! (0)
- 21: Yo, Blair! Want Some Kibbles and Bits, Boy? (0)
- 19: Some Of You May Take Exception To Portraying Georgie As Jack Sparrow, But Consider This: Who Would You Rather Be Eaten By The Kraken? (0)
- 17: And The Conspiracy Theorists Come Out In Droves! (0)
- 14: Why’s Bob Novak In The Dress? Well, We All Know He’s SOMEBODY’S Bitch (0)
- 12: Well, You Didn’t Expect Me To NOT Switch Letters, Did You? (0)
- 10: To The Victor, The Spoils…Now With The Force Of Law (0)
- 07: Good News, Bad News (0)
- 05: So Now It’s Disgraceful To Be The New York Times, But Not The Wall Street Journal? (0)
June 2006 (13)
- 30: And If Your Condition Lasts More Than 36 Hours, Call The White House And Ask For Laura…Mr. Excitement Goes To Bed At 9 O’clock Sharp Every Night (0)
- 28: Yeah, I Know, There Are More Important Things But I Can’t Help It, Saddam’s Hunger Strikes Are FUNNY! (0)
- 26: Note To Rick Santorum: Those WMDs Aren’t The Only Things Past Their Expiration Date (0)
- 23: Was There Ever A Time When Garfield Was Funny? (0)
- 21: DUM DUM DUM, DUM DaDUM, DUM DaDUM! (0)
- 18: (3)
- 16: At Least He Didn’t Nickname Him Mister Magoo (0)
- 14: Slipperier Than A Greased Pig… (0)
- 12: GITMO–A Pustule On The Face Of Everyone Connected With It (0)
- 09: How Dare He Cut In On My Notoriety! (0)
- 07: Not Being Bothered With All Them Rights Is A Good Thing! (0)
- 05: Even the Seven Dwarves Are Upset About This One–They Thought Whistling While You Worked Was Cool 😉 (0)
- 02: Another Day, Another Massacre (0)
May 2006 (13)
- 31: Never Smile At A Crocodile? (0)
- 26: Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty…Guilty… (0)
- 24: I Could Swear That Garden Gnome Was Listening To Me… (0)
- 22: Another Day, Another Corner, Another Turning Point, Another Bombing… (0)
- 19: Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah! Not Exactly An Auspicious Opener (0)
- 17: You Know, Barbed Wire Doesn’t Just Keep People OUT… (0)
- 15: The Burning Question–Will Karl Rove Be Indicted and Will It Even Be Mentioned On Fox News? (0)
- 12: Reach Out And Touch Someone 🙂 And Add Them To The Database (0)
- 10: Just Who We Need, The Guy Who Headed The Illegal Wiretap Surveillance Op (0)
- 08: You Couldn’t Make UP A Name Like Dusty Foggo! (0)
- 05: O Say Can You See, Da Da Da Early Light… (0)
- 03: Hey, Jose, How’d You Like The Ball Game? (0)
- 01: Brrr, Is It Cold In Here Or Is It Just Me (0)
April 2006 (10)
- 28: Please Step Back From The Border, Particle Beam Weapons Are Acquiring A Solution…Have A Nice Day (0)
- 26: ExxonMobil Has Optioned Oil Rights On Lee Raymond’s Jowls… (0)
- 24: Yet Another Costumed Villain! (0)
- 21: Well, At Least He Didn’t Say He Wanted To Spend More Time With His Family *WEG* (0)
- 19: Here’s The Easter Bunny, HOORAY! (0)
- 14: Went To The Dance Lookin’ For Romance, Saw Barbara Ann And I Thought I’d Take A Chance… (0)
- 10: No, Really, I’m Sane, I Gave Up Waiting On Godot AGES Ago (0)
- 07: No, It Isn’t Crawford, But, DAMN, Shouldn’t It BE Crawford? (0)
- 05: And Now, A Portrait Of The Woman Even The Republicans Would Like To See Disappear Into A Bottomless Pit (0)
- 03: This Is For Shooting, This Is For Fun (Well, BOTH Are For Shooting LOL) (0)
March 2006 (14)
- 31: Hey, ‘Axolotl’ Is A GREAT Word… (0)
- 29: Now THESE People Know How To Throw A Protest (0)
- 27: That Baba-And-Neil Relief Plan (0)
- 24: And Don’t Forget My Teddy-Weddy Who’ll Protect Me From The Dark… (0)
- 22: Drop Your C*cks and Grab Your Socks, Gentlemen, Time To Bend Over and Take It (0)
- 20: He Hasn’t Been Blown Off This Bad Since Somebody Sneezed Over The Mirror (0)
- 17: High Crimes And Misdemeanors? Hell, Somebody PLEASE Give This Man A Blowjob So We Can Impeach Him (0)
- 15: Dontcha Think You’re Being A Bit Too Liberal There, Bill? (0)
- 13: Didja Ever Get The Feeling The Incompetents REALLY ARE In Charge? (0)
- 10: Well, It’s About F***in’ Time (0)
- 08: JOSEPH K! (0)
- 06: Dang, Them Sheep Leave A Mess On A Red Carpet (0)
- 03: If He Was So Engaged, Why Didn’t He Ask Any Questions? (0)
- 01: The Coward-In-Chief Visits Another Country (0)
February 2006 (11)
- 27: To Quote Donald Rumsfeld, ‘Hey, Stuff Happens.’ I Guess This Is What He Meant By Freedom Being Untidy… (0)
- 23: Dub, Dub, Dubya, Dubaiiiiiiiii! (0)
- 21: Apologies To Stephen Colbert, But Today’s Topic Is … Bears! (0)
- 17: Nothing Wrong With The Way He Handled It? (0)
- 15: The Big Sleazy (0)
- 13: Dear Harry, What The F*** Were You Doing Getting In My Line Of Fire? (0)
- 10: But Can It Slice Bread? (0)
- 08: Oh When The Saints Aren’t Marching Much Of Anywhere (0)
- 06: No, It’s NOT A Very Funny Cartoon Today, But It’s Not A Very Funny Situation (0)
- 03: Yup, And Who’s The Pusher? (0)
- 01: Pop Goes the Weasel! (0)
January 2006 (9)
- 30: Yes, I Have Been Reading A Lot Of Japanese Comics Lately, Why Do You Ask? (0)
- 27: Filibuster? Heck, No, I’d Prefer A Meaningless NO Vote… (0)
- 25: Hey, It Worked in 2002 and 2004, Let’s Go For THREE! (0)
- 23: Now, Let’s Cut The Administrative Budget And REALLY Screw Things Up… (0)
- 20: Sushi, Anyone? (0)
- 18: ‘No Talk About Impeachment Here’? Course Not! Nobody Got A Blowjob! (0)
- 13: And If Things REALLY Get Bad, You Can Always Go On Oprah (0)
- 11: Protecting His Virtue… (0)
- 09: RADIOACTIVE! (0)
December 2005 (7)
- 16: And For Our Next Number, Deck Us All With Boston Charlie… (0)
- 14: But Can She Flirt With The Clients While They’re Waiting? (0)
- 12: Where appropriate, the United States seeks assurances that transferred persons will not be tortured; where it’s not appropriate, we’ll just look the other way… (0)
- 09: Ahhh, Duke, You’re No Alan Ladd, Heck, You’re No Brandon de Wilde Either (0)
- 07: Take Me Out To The Ball Game (0)
- 05: That’s Not A Strategy, That’s A Letter To Santa (0)
- 02: The Facade Is Falling, The Facade Is Falling? (0)
November 2005 (11)
- 30: Debra LaFave Appreciation Issue–Get Out Your 3D Glasses! (0)
- 28: Hey, OUR LEADER Said No Cameras (0)
- 23: Presidential Pardons: Disney Gets The Turkeys, But Will We Get The Bird? (0)
- 21: What Other Behavior Could You Expect From Someone Who Isn’t Quite Up To The Level Of Commodus? (0)
- 18: Of Course We Didn’t Use It Against Civilians, Our Rules Of Engagement Said Anyone Left Alive In Fallujah Was An Insurgent… (0)
- 16: Mortuit Peccatoribus Nostris (0)
- 14: Hey, I’ve Got An Idea, Let’s Just Send Our Taxes Directly To the Cayman Islands So The Fatcats Get Saved The Paperwork (0)
- 09: Of Course, WE Don’t Torture ANYWHERE…in the US…That’s what we have Gitmo, and Black Sites for (0)
- 07: Are We Having Fun Yet? (0)
- 04: Well, GEEZ, They Want Us To Walk Out Because THEY’RE Not Getting Paid Enough? We’re Not Musicians, We’re DANCErs! Ya Think They Played For Us Or Somethin’ (0)
- 02: You’re ALL Such Dirty Boys…Whose Girlfriend Do You Want To Be? (0)
October 2005 (11)
- 31: Mischief Night At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue (0)
- 28: And They Told Us It Wasn’t Price Gouging, Just Market Pricing… (0)
- 26: And From His Current Undisclosed Location… (0)
- 24: FULL METAL NOIR! (0)
- 19: Would YOU Want A Judge Who Thought Dubya Was The Most Brilliant Man She’d Ever Met? (0)
- 17: And Before It Gets Away: ‘New Yorkers are shrugging off fears of exploding baby carriages…’ (0)
- 14: Despite The Fact I’ve Never Been A Judge, I’m The Most Qualified Person In The USA To Be On The Supreme Court… (0)
- 10: Hey, McClellan, WE Remember Your Boss Saying He Consults With A ‘Higher Father’ (0)
- 07: And For Some News Of Our Favorite Sleepwalker (Laura, She’s Only A Dream ;)) (0)
- 05: And Now For Some News Of Our Favorite Celebutante (0)
- 03: Why, Oh, Why Didn’t You Return My Calls, Scooter??? (0)
September 2005 (12)
- 30: But Tom, TOM, EVERY Prosecutor Knows The Old Shell Game…Just YOUR Cronies Play It As Well! (0)
- 28: The REAL Reason There Isn’t More Of An Outcry To Impeach Bush (0)
- 26: Jack: Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical principle is? Do you? (0)
- 23: COMING SOON ON CBS–SURVIVOR: Hurricane Rita! (0)
- 21: I Thought Free Speech Was Only Not Allowed When Bush Was In The City… (0)
- 19: Where DOES He Think The Money Is Gonna Come From? (0)
- 16: Stare Decisis Is Pronounced Star-Ray Dee-Sigh-Siss In Legalese 🙂 (0)
- 14: Fred’n’Bert Decided This Deserved A Special Report–I Think They Just Wanted The Spotlight For A Change… (0)
- 12: Look For The Silver Lining? (0)
- 09: Hey, Brown Even Got Fired From The Arabian Horse’s Assn. (0)
- 07: Mishandling The Crisis… (0)
- 02: (0)
August 2005 (14)
- 31: No Laughing Matter (0)
- 29: Being Homeless Is Unpatriotic–After All, You Can’t Be A Good Consumer (0)
- 26: Gimme That Ol’ Time Religion… (0)
- 24: Raindrops? Heck, It Hardly Ever Rains On This Parade… (0)
- 22: As Far As I Can Tell, The People Who Advocate Intelligent Design Also Said Saddam Had WMDs, There’s No Such Thing As Global Warming, And Terri Schiavo Could Laugh At Jokes Without A Brain… (0)
- 19: According To Our Records, Thousands Of Terrorists Have Been Prevented From Flying By Our Diligence In Using The No-Fly List (0)
- 17: If I Hadn’t Known This Had Happened, I Never Would Have Found It (0)
- 15: Is This REALLY About Sex? Or Is There Something Else We Don’t Know About Yet? (0)
- 12: Bush Doesn’t Think It’s A Good Idea To Leave Iraq…After All, Oil Isn’t Over $100 A Barrel Yet… (0)
- 10: Only SLIGHTLY Exaggerated… (0)
- 08: ‘I want to assure you that he really does care.’ Just not enough to talk to you..[sgl dagger] (0)
- 05: NEOCON FANTASY: BoltMan Reforms The United Nations (0)
- 03: I Am The Walrus (Goo Goo G’Joob) (0)
- 01: Tom Delay Plays Santa (Again) To Halliburton (Who Else)–With Apologies to Guinness and St. Patrick (0)
July 2005 (10)
- 29: And Just To Show You I’m Really Bi-Partisan In My Views On Idiocy… (0)
- 27: How Do You CLARIFY A Rumor You Started Yourself? (0)
- 25: Are We SURE Karl Rove Is On OUR Side??? (0)
- 22: Daddy Was An Executive At Bethlehem Steel…:-) (0)
- 18: Roving Charges In The Offing? (0)
- 13: Bob Novak–Douchebag For Liberty? Or Just A Douchebag? (0)
- 11: The Dancing Neville Chamberlains–It’s A Beautiful Day In This Neighborhood (0)
- 08: Hey, It’s A Safer World For George Bush And Dick Cheney (0)
- 06: Maybe Not Everyone IS Entitled To Their Opinion About EVERYTHING… (0)
- 01: S. O. S. … S. O. S. … (0)
June 2005 (10)
- 29: THEY…Fly Through The Air With The Greatest Of Ease… (0)
- 27: Now Let Me Get This Straight: The People Who Opposed An Illegal War Rushed Into On False Pretenses Are Wusses Because They Opposed An Illegal War Rushed Into On False Pretenses… (0)
- 24: Fred’n’Bert Just Wanted To Stretch Out And Read The Papers Today… (0)
- 22: Hmmmmmm, This Seems To Have Blipped Off The Radar Really Fast (0)
- 20: Back to work and catching up with the Schiavos (0)
- 10: Can You Say Smoking Gun? (0)
- 08: Hey, He’s A Citizen, After All (0)
- 06: Today We Celebrate Something Done Right…How Much Would You Bet This Kind Of Decision WOULDN’T Be Made If The Ten Commandments Were Declared The Basis Of Our Government? (0)
- 03: If You Don’t Think ‘Gulag’ Is An Appropriate Term To Apply To This Kind Of Interrogation Technique, There’s A Domme Who Needs A Credit Card Slave Who’d Be Just PERFECT For You! (0)
- 01: None Of The Locals Rags But The Times-Leader Would Touch The Story…So Much For The Liberal Media Junta (0)
May 2005 (9)
- 27: We Went To The Unnamed Detainee Who Allegedly Alleged The Allegations And Take Our Word For It, He Said It Didn’t Happen…RIGHT! (0)
- 25: The Price Of Liberty Is Eternal Vigilance (0)
- 23: ‘This is how liberty dies: with thundering applause.’ (0)
- 20: Well, It’s About Time! You Rock, George Galloway! (0)
- 18: I Hear The Best Place To Go Cruisin’ Has Always Been A Republican Gathering… (0)
- 16: Ever Get The Feeling This Wasn’t Really A Good Idea In The First Place? (0)
- 06: So, The London Times Prints The Memo That Tells That Bush And Blair Cooked The Intelligence On Iraq, And What’s Everyone Upset About? Whether Paula Abdul Shtupped One Of The Contestants On AMERICAN IDOL! (0)
- 04: Gee, I Can’t Even IMAGINE Why Any Girl Would Want To Run Away And Hide On What Was Going To Be The MOST IMPORTANT DAY OF HER ENTIRE EXISTENCE (0)
- 02: America the Petrified (0)
April 2005 (12)
- 29: After All, This Is A Culture Of LIFE (0)
- 27: Watch Out, Mr. Senator, You’ve Just Made The Enemies List, Again… (0)
- 25: At $55 Bucks A Barrel, Who Needs More Incentive? Hell, Even Oil Sands Are Worth Exploiting! (0)
- 22: And By People Of Faith, Bill Frist Meant Republican Fundamentalists Who Believe Dubya Has A Hotline To God… (0)
- 20: RAT FINKER! (0)
- 18: How Come We’re Working So Hard Bring Democracy To Iraq, While We’re Working So Hard To Bring Dictatorship To The US? (0)
- 15: What I MEANT To Say Was Naughty, Naughty, No Dessert For YOU Tonight (0)
- 13: Hey, Just Because He Falsified The Data Doesn’t Mean His Conclusions Were Wrong… (0)
- 11: OK Kiddies, How Many Of You Will Join The Rebel Alliance If The Senate Becomes Corrupt? (0)
- 08: This Poor Shnook Just Can’t Win For Losing, Can He? (0)
- 06: And Apologies To Francisco Franco, Who Is Also Still Dead (0)
- 04: Sleep peacefully, dad, you and mom are together again (0)
March 2005 (11)
- 28: The Real Reason Tort Limits Are A BAD IDEA (0)
- 25: Godfrey Daniel! We’ll Make Them Teach Creationism Yet! (0)
- 21: Time to Make Out Your Living Wills, Peeps… (0)
- 17: Heck if I were Kofi, I’d be insulted just from Bolton’s ridiculous hairstyle… (0)
- 14: While We’re At It, Let’s Reinstate Debtor’s Prison…Oh, Guess What–This Means We Don’t HAVE To… (0)
- 10: Only The 800 Pound Gorilla No One Will Talk About (0)
- 08: Well, Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh!… (0)
- 07: Just Feed Him After Midnight And Give Him All The Water He Can Drink (0)
- 04: Whatever Reality Alterant Alan Greenspan’s Been On, I WANT SOME! (0)
- 03: Stiffer? These Fines Are So Stiff, Congress Must’ve OD’d On Viagra! (0)
- 01: Help, I’ve Been Locked In The Studio By A Couple Of Manic Tree Rats! (0)
February 2005 (14)
- 28: A Not-So-Innocent Abroad (0)
- 23: (0)
- 22: YEAH, It Was Those CHEEZEE Parts We Bought–Somebody Run Down To Rat Shack And Pick Up Some Decent Switches, Huh? (0)
- 18: Making Sure To Fleece The Seniors Who WON’T Be Fleeced By Social Security ‘REFORM’ (0)
- 16: (0)
- 15: SEE Civil Liberties Destroyed, SEE Rights Of Citizens Trampled Upon, SEE Naked Girls Given To Fatcats For Perverse Pleasures! (0)
- 14: Ethics, Shmethics, You Acted Like He Was A Democrat Or Something (0)
- 11: If Jeff Gannon/Jim Guckert Was Involved In The Outing Of CIA Agent Valerie Plame, Would This Make Him A Plaming Asshole? (0)
- 10: Weasels Ripped My Web Page (0)
- 08: What, You Don’t Mean You Thought I’d Reduce The DOLLAR Amount Of The Deficit By Half? (0)
- 07: And Now, A Word About Oral Hygiene… (0)
- 04: ‘Think We’re Getting Stiffied?’ Department… (0)
- 03: Fred And Bert Have The Night Off So We May Bring You The Following Paid Advertisement–Ooops, I Mean, News Release From Our Emperor (0)
- 01: If A Ballplayer Made As Many Errors Of Judgment As This Administration, He’d’ve Been Sent Down To The Minors Ages Ago… (0)
January 2005 (16)
- 31: Not To Worry, It’d Just Be Like Holding An Election Without The Blue States (0)
- 28: Too Good Not To Be True Dept. (0)
- 27: Queer Eye For The Sponge Guy? (0)
- 25: (0)
- 24: It Took Two To Replace You…And No One’s Ever Matched Up (0)
- 21: Overheard At The ‘NATION AT WAR GALA’ (0)
- 18: Let’s All Celebrate Sticking It To The American People By, You Guessed It, The American People! (0)
- 18: Just close your eyes and clasp your hands together, George, and say ‘I DON’T believe in global warming…’ (0)
- 14: Man, If Cheerleaders Do That Six To Eight Times A Year, I GOTTA Start Going To Some Games (0)
- 13: Oh, Yeah, Those WMDs? We Stopped Looking For Them A Couple Of Months Ago… (0)
- 11: Awww, Just Wait Till They Need A Ratings Bump… (0)
- 10: Well, Frankly, We Just Don’t FEEL Like Following The Geneva Conventions (0)
- 07: If This Was A Football Game, The Vote In Ohio Would Have Justified A Replay… (0)
- 06: Hey, If You Won Fair and Square, Wouldn’t A Recount Just Confound Your Critics and Prove It? (0)
- 04: I Mean, Like This Was One Wave I Was Not Supposed To Be On, Dude… (0)
- 03: ANNNNNNNNND We’re BACK! Ringing In The New Year! (0)
December 2004 (9)
- 17: And A Sated Saturnalia To All–There That Oughta Offend EVERYBODY (0)
- 16: Since When Do You Have To Apologize To A President Like A Potentate? (0)
- 14: Smile, You’ll ALWAYS Be On Camera (0)
- 13: Handcuffs On A Little Girl? Hhhhmmmm, Something Tells Me SOMEONE Was A Little Overheated (0)
- 10: Damn, I Wonder If That Flaxseed Oil Would Work On My…Errr Never Mind… (0)
- 09: Hey, With A Mandate Like This One, Why Brook Any Opposition? (0)
- 07: Aaaahhhh, getting boomed at the boom ball game…at least Artest now has time to become a CD artist (ahem) (0)
- 03: And On AOL, They’d Call It 12 Inches… (0)
- 02: JABBA THE HASTERT (0)
November 2004 (15)
- 30: Would They Have Gotten As Upset If He Was A White Guy Dept. (0)
- 29: The Lone Stranger Rides The Wrong Way Again (0)
- 23: I AM…Tomdelayo… (0)
- 22: Anti-Choice Lobby Pressures Specter Into Bush Judicial Nominee Support Pledge (0)
- 19: TURKEY PARDONS TURKEY (0)
- 18: Oops, Excuse Me, Mistress Condoleezza, Ma’am (0)
- 16: Marshmallows, Anyone? (0)
- 15: I’ve Got A Right To Impose My Morality On Anyone I Choose. (0)
- 12: Alberto Gonzales: The Geneva Conventions Are Just SOOoooooo Quaint…. (0)
- 09: Reaching Out To All Who ALREADY Share His Goals. (0)
- 08: O Canada! (0)
- 05: Lame Duck, My Favorite Vegetable…. (0)
- 04: Land Of The UnFree. (0)
- 02: I Should’ve Said OHIO (0)
- 01: Boy, Is Linus Ever Confused? (0)
October 2004 (16)
- 29: Pb-Pb-Pb-Zzzzzzzzzz! (0)
- 28: No Joy in Bronxville… (0)
- 26: It Wasn’t That He Was Flying Too Close To The President, He Was Wearing An Anti-Bush T-shirt (0)
- 25: Lemmings… (0)
- 22: Pssssstttt, Flu Shots, Hot Flu Shots… (0)
- 21: Smoke Gets In Your Eyes … (0)
- 19: The Official Bill O’Reilly Pocket Rocket … Only $19.95! (0)
- 18: Always Keep Your Kleenex And Wet Ones Handy… (0)
- 15: Lynndie’s Baby (0)
- 14: It Was A Scandal When They Did It On Game Shows In The 50s, Now Nobody Seems To Care… (0)
- 12: OK, I Admit It, I’m Overeducated (0)
- 08: Self-Defense…OUR Way (0)
- 07: Marquis Of Queensbury Rules, Gentlemen (0)
- 05: YAY, SPACE SHIP ONE! (0)
- 04: Oh, Baby, Baby, It’s A WEIRD World! (0)
- 01: I Hate Little Dogs… (0)
September 2004 (14)
- 30: The Boogeyman’ll Getcha! (0)
- 28: Ensuring That Bush Looks As Tall As Kerry (0)
- 27: Making Up The Facts To Fit The Spin–The New Objectivity (0)
- 24: Lord of the Lies (0)
- 22: A Kinder, Gentler Bigotry (0)
- 21: Not ONLY Will They Ban Bibles, They’ll Make You Kiss Copies of Darwin! (0)
- 20: A Bleak, errrr, Blake Vision (0)
- 14: NO…PRISONERS! (0)
- 13: Mice? (0)
- 10: Sorry, I Can’t Show Up, I’ve Got (SNIFFFFFFFF) Sinus Problems… (0)
- 09: Economy Rolling Over The Backs Of the Middle Class…And Anyone Underneath… (0)
- 07: Am I The ONLY One Who Sees The Resemblance? (0)
- 03: And A Wordless Chorus Going ‘Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh…’ (0)
- 02: In Case You Can’t See It, Use 3D Glasses and Cover the Blue Eye… (0)
August 2004 (18)
- 31: Oooka-Oooka-Oooka! (0)
- 30: Hurricanes and Protests (0)
- 27: Anarchists? I Thought They Disappeared Back With The Wobblies! (0)
- 26: Mr. Burns Would Be Proud! (0)
- 24: Weasel, Weasel, Weasel, Watch That Doggie Weasel, RAWHIDE! (0)
- 23: Edward? Ted? Hey, The Guy’s Using An Alias, He Must Be A Dangerous ANARCHIST! (0)
- 20: Hey, Double D’s Will Be Important If She Takes Up Exotic Dancing After Her Tour Of Duty Is Up (0)
- 19: So Many Who Served With Kerry And Not One Who Can Remember Bush From Alabama (0)
- 17: Where Never Is Heard A Discouraging Word… (0)
- 16: Republicans…Fiscal Conservatives With THEIR Money… (0)
- 13: Follow the Oil Slick Road… (0)
- 12: Sleep Well, Beauty (0)
- 10: Our Kinda People (0)
- 09: Our Innovative And Resourceful Offenders (0)
- 06: That’s The Problem, Them I-raquis Just Couldn’t Take a Joke (0)
- 05: Saint George Bush, Save Us From Our Paranoid Fantasies (0)
- 03: Turning The City Into Disney’s NEW YORK LAND For The Convention (0)
- 02: Jeb… The SMARTER BROTHER (0)
July 2004 (13)
- 30: You Can Get Em On Ebay Even Cheaper (0)
- 29: This Is A Designated Free Speech Zone–Bush Will Never Come Within A Mile Of This Page (0)
- 27: Ralph Will Get Support From Both Sides, Votes From Democrats, Money and Signatures From Republicans (0)
- 26: I Love Blacks, Some Of My Best Sycophants Are Non-White (0)
- 23: The Offenderator (0)
- 22: I KNEW There Was A Good Reason I Didn’t Join A Frat (0)
- 20: The Coalition Of The Blackmailed (0)
- 19: Sinners In The Hands Of An Angry Karl (0)
- 16: Cheney’s In Great Shape For A Cyborg… (0)
- 15: Casey Jones Stayed The Course, Too (0)
- 13: Ever Notice How Georgie Always Throws A Tantrum When Someone Asks Him A Question He’d Sooner Forget? (0)
- 08: Slouching From Baghdad… (0)
- 06: Ahhhh, If Only They Were Coming To Take Him Away, Haha Hoho Hehe! (0)
June 2004 (15)
- 30: Republican Primer–Saying F*** You in Public (0)
- 25: (0)
- 17: Just Shut Up And Look Like a Prune, I Mean, Like A Good Widow (0)
- 16: Is It Real Or Is It Memorex? We’ll Know In A Few Months… (0)
- 15: Lots Of People Died For An ‘Honest’ Mistake, Colin, It Must’ve Been A WHOPPER! (0)
- 14: Where’s Harriet Beecher Stowe When You Need Her? (OR: Way Down On The Potomac River!) (0)
- 11: There’s A BIG Difference Between Popular And Good (And an even BIGGER one between Good and GREAT) (0)
- 10: Ashcroft Needs A Followup At The House Of Pain–For HIMSELF (0)
- 09: HAHAHA, F***ing Grandma Millie Up The Ass, Boy, You’re A Card! (0)
- 08: Homeland Security–A Bureaucracy That Has Problems Doing Nothing (0)
- 07: Ah Got The Football, It’s MAH Football, Nobody Gun Take It Away From ME! (0)
- 04: Honoring The Man Whose Incompetence Fulfilled The Dream Of Neocons Everywhere (0)
- 03: We’ll Be Paying For His Crimes For Decades To Come (0)
- 02: Good News, Bad News (0)
- 01: The Trophies … From Somebody ELSE’S Fighting (0)
May 2004 (18)
- 28: And The Dirty Sidewinder Is On Top Of It (0)
- 27: Chicken Hawk Teeter Totter (0)
- 26: Kicking Sanchez Upstairs… (0)
- 25: Accentuate The Positive (0)
- 24: They Say Condi’s The Only One Who Knows How To Soothe Him, I Mean, Calm Him Down (0)
- 21: Get With The Program, Iraq, You’re On Our Election Timetable (0)
- 20: Hmmm, Hadn’t We Given Saddam Our Approval For Invading Kuwait? (0)
- 19: And…They’re KOSHER! (0)
- 18: Hmmm, I Wonder If Colin Recites Bobbie Burns By The Fireside (0)
- 17: I Just Can’t Wait To See The New Features In Modern Bride (0)
- 14: Maybe This Ad WASN’T Such A Hottie Idea (0)
- 13: Lights, Camera, ACTION! Come On, People, I WANT SCREAMS! (0)
- 12: It’s Ali-ive… ALI-IVE! (0)
- 11: One Man’s Torture Is Another Man’s YES, I’ll Pay $500 For It And More If You Grind Your Heels On My Balls (0)
- 10: Ja, Dolf, People Might Get Upset About SS Interrogations For A Bit, But It Vill All Blow Over After Ve Vin Shtalingrad (0)
- 05: Brought To You From The State That Elected George Bush Governor (0)
- 04: Free To Speak In Support Of OUR LEADER, Free To Join Any Christian Church, Free To Want As Much As You Can Grab, Free To Fear Terrorists In The Woodshed (0)
- 03: ‘Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Head About Those Quaint Geneva Conventions,’ Gonzales Advised Bush… (0)
April 2004 (21)
- 30: Bonnie Rottweiler, errr I mean, Bonnie Rockwaller Has Nothing To Fear (0)
- 29: DUCK…RABBIT…DUCK! (0)
- 28: Pacifying Fallujah, Bush-Style (0)
- 27: LET’S PLAY … IRAQO! (0)
- 26: You Can Tell A Lot About A Dictatorship By What It Censors (0)
- 23: Voter Fraud ON TV??? OH HORRORS! Call The Feds! Call Out The National Guard! (0)
- 22: Beulah, Peel Me A Grape (1)
- 21: I Always Thought The Saying Was ‘You Break It, You Take It’ (0)
- 20: And Please Bring Mental Clarity And Health To Our Commander-In-Chief, CUZ HE SURE AS HELL AIN’T GOT ‘EM NOW (0)
- 19: And After Din-Din, Georgie Gonna Take You WALKIES! (0)
- 16: The Dance Of The CEOs: ‘Ereway Innay Ethay OneyMay!’ (0)
- 15: Ashcrack On Asscroft (0)
- 14: Apologies To Fishers And Anglers EVERYWHERE (0)
- 13: The REAL Meaning of Easter — Glassport PA, 4/3/04 … YES, yes, Do it AGAIN! (0)
- 09: And Ah Saw Condoleezza Standin’ Lahk A STONE WALL (0)
- 08: I’m Sorry, That Line Is Temporarily Unwritten (0)
- 07: Can You Hear Me Now? (0)
- 06: Standing On Unsolid Grounds (0)
- 05: He Has Dyslexia, If He Didn’t Keep Repeating 9/11, He Might Forget And Say 11/9 (Or 11/07/00 😉 ) (0)
- 02: We Will Bring Freedom To Iraq No Matter How Many Iraqis We Must Kill (0)
- 01: Responsibility? Huh? Whuzzat? (0)
March 2004 (20)
- 31: Racketeering In GotPork City (0)
- 30: Paying For Government ‘On the Card’ (0)
- 29: Nope, Not Here (0)
- 26: And Don’t Come Back Until You Bring Me The RIGHT Answer (0)
- 25: Making The Rounds To Make Sure Everyone Is On Message (0)
- 24: My Money’s On The Bull (0)
- 23: Deeply, Deeply Troubled, But Not Enough To Condemn (0)
- 22: The Last Anniversary Party (0)
- 19: Cross My Palm With Silver (0)
- 18: Happy St. Morningafter Day (0)
- 16: Telling The Truth…The Modern Crime Of Incivility (0)
- 15: Mushrooms (0)
- 12: Always Room For More Pioneers (0)
- 10: And It Felt So Good, I’ve Given It Up Ever Since (0)
- 09: I Wonder Who BOUGHT All Those Body Parts? (0)
- 08: FUGGEDDABOUDIT, I’m Going Back IN! (0)
- 05: He Ran… (0)
- 04: The Crime: Spying At The UN? Nope, Telling People We Did! (0)
- 03: Voluntary Rendition (0)
- 02: Oooooooo That’s A Sharpie! (0)
February 2004 (18)
- 26: Don’t Pay Any Attention To That Man Behind The Curtain (0)
- 25: How EWSE Can I Become Woowuh Of The Wowuld? (0)
- 24: Ralph Of The Dead (0)
- 23: Why SHOULDN’T I Rule On A Case Involving One Of My Best Friends? (0)
- 20: A Heroine For Our Slimes (0)
- 19: CREEP Is Alive And Well And Living In Crawford (0)
- 18: I Look Just Like A Regular Guy, Don’t I? (0)
- 17: A Strict Constructionist View Of Ethics: That Which Isn’t Specifically Forbidden Is Mandated (0)
- 13: Ned Buntline Would Have His Hands Full With This Crew, Or: Ari Fleischer Made It Look So EASY! (0)
- 12: Mad Cow At The Plate, Bird Flu On Deck (0)
- 11: Excuse Me, But I Think I REALLY Would Like A Later Flight… (0)
- 10: Would YOU Trust Your Votes To Your PC? (0)
- 09: MEEP MEEP! (0)
- 06: At Least Lying About A BJ Never Killed Anyone… (0)
- 05: The LONE STRANGER Solipsizes Again! (0)
- 04: I Had A Printing Press Too When I Was A Kid… (0)
- 03: I Always Enjoyed Wardrobe Malfunctions On A Date… (0)
- 02: Definitely A Problem With SOMEBODY’S Intelligence (0)
January 2004 (19)
- 30: Never P**s In Your Own Tent (0)
- 29: Wait’ll You See What I Do With My Prison Uniform (0)
- 28: I’ve Got The Time If You’ve Got The Inclination… (0)
- 27: Republicanomics–No Budget Problem Until A Democrat Is In Office (0)
- 26: Where Could You Have Gone Wrong? Shall I Start From Listening To George Tenet? (0)
- 23: When He Does Passion, Boy, He Does PASSION! (0)
- 22: How DARE They Not Rubberstamp Everything I Want…Just Cuz He Was Soft On The Klan (0)
- 21: Where’s OSAMA? (0)
- 20: Early MLK Day (0)
- 19: Where’s The Conflict? (0)
- 16: So REALLY, I Only Stole 15 Million (0)
- 15: Another Big Vision To Waste YOUR Money (0)
- 14: They Can Just Marginalize You So No One Pays Attention To What You Said (0)
- 13: But Don’t Forget About Republican Family Values (0)
- 12: But If There Was Life There Once, There Might Be OIL! (0)
- 09: Snow Job (0)
- 08: Reagan National Freedom Monument (0)
- 07: Forget Mad Cow, I’m Worried About Mad BULL (0)
- 06: And Sharper Image Had A Banner Year… (0)
December 2003 (17)
- 20: Bah, Humbug! (0)
- 19: Watch Out, Sacramento, It’s The Governator! (0)
- 18: A Fair, Unpartial Trial… (0)
- 17: Gay Marriage, Gayer Divorcees (0)
- 16: The No-Gloat Zone? Perish The Thought! (0)
- 15: SADDAM CAPTURED (0)
- 13: If, If, If, So Much Wiggle Room In Those Two Little Letters… (0)
- 12: Bush To World: Kiss My Petoot (0)
- 11: Vy SHOULD I Pwobe Mysewf? Dat Sounds Pwetty Kinky! (0)
- 10: I Didn’t Get Where I Am From Begging! I Worked Hard, Inheriting It From The Right Parents And Kissing The Right Ass! (0)
- 09: These Boys Are Gonna Have A Lot Of Problems When They Ever Get Home (0)
- 08: Buddy, Can You Spare A Dime? Oops, Sorry, Not THAT One! (0)
- 06: Even McCain Thinks His Party Is Spending Like Drunken Sailors (0)
- 05: Your Patriotic Duty To Get Ripped Off (0)
- 04: Oh, And Disown Your Mom While You’re At It (0)
- 03: YEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (0)
- 01: In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream, Crash, Thunk, Or Say Oh S*** (0)
November 2003 (22)
- 27: And HOW Many Journalists Have Been Killed And By Whom? (0)
- 26: Bad Headache (0)
- 25: In Bed With The Insurance Companies (0)
- 24: Always Make Sure You Can Blame Campaign Dirt On Someone ELSE (0)
- 22: The Bushes…Not So Different From The Windsors…One Ruling Family To Another (0)
- 21: Michael, You’re Just Weird (0)
- 20: Caesar Accepts The Homage Of The Britons (0)
- 19: Go Ahead, George, Fire Me (0)
- 18: I Look Good In Black, Don’t I? (0)
- 17: Casting The First Stone (0)
- 15: That’s 1-800-4GROPE…Operators Standing By Now! (0)
- 14: Power Outage (0)
- 13: Red, White And Nude! (0)
- 12: And FURTHERMORE! (0)
- 11: Day Off (0)
- 10: I Love A Parade! (0)
- 08: The Private Lynch Story–As Told By The Spin Machine (0)
- 07: Fred’n’Bert Sing A Limerick To Howard Dean (0)
- 06: Missed Day (0)
- 05: Shock And Awe! AAAAaaaaaaaawwwwwwwww! (0)
- 04: We’ll Fight To The Last Drop Of Your Blood (0)
- 03: Man, I HATE When I Get Requests Just Before The Weekend…This Can Wait Till Monday (0)
October 2003 (27)
- 31: Miss Afghanistan! Pre and Post Taliban (0)
- 30: DUM DUM DADA DUM DUM DADA (Doo doo doooooooooo Doo doo doooooooooooo) (0)
- 29: HooHAH! New Jersey NEEDS US! (0)
- 28: Florida Gothic…At Home With Terry Schiavo’s Ma and Pa (0)
- 27: I Don’t Care If They Didn’t Mean It, PERSONALLY! They Were Shooting At MY HOTEL! (0)
- 25: White Heat Redux (0)
- 24: Settlers? Or Occupying Forces? (0)
- 23: He Ain’t Gun Do Nuthin’ (0)
- 22: Trick Or Treat For Iraq (0)
- 21: Must’ve Been Quite Some Lawyer (0)
- 20: And After This, We Go To Karaoke Bar! (0)
- 18: Bringing The Crusades To The 21st Century (0)
- 17: Babe And The Goat (0)
- 16: And Employment’s So Bad In Baghdad, Even Saddam’s Ex-Doubles Need Work (0)
- 15: Sorry, I Never Carry Anything This Small (0)
- 14: Frog Marching Pat Robertson…Terrorist For GOD (0)
- 12: 52nd Birthday-OFF (0)
- 11: Oink Like A Piggy… (0)
- 10: Trimming The Fat…No Garbage Collection (0)
- 09: ANYWHERE? (0)
- 08: I Couwd Nawt Bothuh To Vote Ven I Vasn’t Wunning… (0)
- 07: Don’t Check My Refrigerator… (0)
- 06: Hallowed Company… (0)
- 04: What Was He Going To Do? Bore Us To Death With Trashy Novels? (0)
- 03: Dey Made Me Wub You–I Didn’t Wanna Do It! I Didn’t Wanna Do It! (0)
- 02: Black Russian Humor (0)
- 01: Laura’s Wet Surprise (0)
September 2003 (26)
- 30: He’s No Edgar Bergen, And HE’S Sure No Charlie McCarthy (0)
- 29: And It’s Rising… (0)
- 27: If It’s Covered By The Rules Of Engagement, You’re Clear (0)
- 26: HEY, IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING? Well, Go And Catch It! (0)
- 25: Nothing At All Worth Staying And Listening To, If You Don’t Want To Throw A Tantrum On The General Assembly Floor (0)
- 24: Have To Keep Running Just To Stay In The Same Place (0)
- 23: Back, BACK! Lest You Befoul American Innocence With Your Liberal Relativism! (0)
- 22: Holding His Breath Till He Turns Blue (0)
- 20: My Precccccccccccccioussssssssssssss (0)
- 19: (0)
- 18: We Can’t Help It If You Drew The Wrong Conclusion (Which We Wanted You To Draw In The First Place) (0)
- 17: Glad It Never Became A Freedom Kiss (0)
- 16: We’ll Be Satisfied With Keeping Him In A Virtual Prison (0)
- 15: I’m Vacationing In Buchenwald This Year (0)
- 13: I Wish I’D Thought Of Calling It Misspeaking When I Was A Kid (0)
- 12: And HE SHALL R’mind US ForEVer And Eh-Heh-HEVER! (0)
- 11: Fair AND Balanced, One On Each Side (0)
- 10: But Don’t You Step On My Blue Suede Royalties… (0)
- 09: Ach! Refreshing! (But Dolf was a teetotaler!) (0)
- 08: And More And More And More… (0)
- 06: Old Europe, New Europe, What A Class Act! (0)
- 05: Ummmm, Weren’t We Brave Just A Few Years Ago? (0)
- 04: SHOCKING! And Yet, SO HOT! (0)
- 03: Dumdum-dumdum-dumdum-dumdum… (0)
- 02: Lousy English, But We Get The Drift… (0)
- 01: The Five Finger Salute, That Is (0)
August 2003 (30)
- 30: Don’t He Look So Resolute And Heroic? (0)
- 29: Little Miss Muffet’s Tuffet… (0)
- 28: Bat Boy Will Show Up In Baghdad Any Day Now (0)
- 27: We Didn’t SAY England, We Were Only Guilty Of Non-Specificity (0)
- 26: Family Resemblance? (0)
- 25: Hotels For Freedom…With Cable (0)
- 24: (0)
- 23: Mission errrrrrrr ALMOST Accomplished (0)
- 22: Well, It Only Makes Sense, No Forests, No Forest Fires, What’s So Hard About That? (0)
- 21: THY Will Be Done? Where’d That THY Come From? (0)
- 20: This Administration Has So Many Turning Points, It’s Making Me Dizzy (0)
- 19: We Did Not Sex Up The Dossier…Everybody Kept Their Clothes On (0)
- 18: Freddie Meats Jason….Ooops, That’s MEETS! (0)
- 17: Power Grid Needs Overhaul? Naaaaaawwwwwww, Ya Think? (0)
- 16: Isn’t It Amazing That The Investigation of the Anthrax Letters Targeting Liberal Journalists And Senators Never Got Any Answers (0)
- 15: REAL Progress…OIL… (0)
- 14: Kudos To The Pie Brigade! (0)
- 13: As If The Words Had Anything To Do With Their News Coverage (0)
- 12: And 35000 People Fell Asleep In The Voting Booths While Reading The Ballot (0)
- 11: Geeeeeee, Another False Alarm… (0)
- 10: And They Make Great Peashooters If You Have A Big Enough Mouth…And A Big Enough Pea (0)
- 09: The Bushes…Just A Typical American Family (0)
- 08: You Don’t Mean You Actually Thought YOU’D Be The Republican Candidate For Governor, Did You? (0)
- 07: Ricky Sanchez, Prophet Of The Obvious (0)
- 06: Oh, The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Get Children…In The Morning, In The Evening, Ain’t We Got Fun? (0)
- 05: Considered… And Appropriate (0)
- 04: At Least They Pronounced It Nigh-Jer! (0)
- 03: And He Looks SO GOOD In All Of Them! (0)
- 02: Winning The War On Terrorism: Making Sure Our Enemy Is Strong Enough (0)
- 01: Ramzi Was First By Half A Length, Paying 6, 2 and Even (0)
July 2003 (2)
- 31: Imminent Is As Imminent Does. (0)
- 30: My Head Hurts When I Have To Think (0)