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(AFP) Jail term was a message from God, says Paris Hilton Our favorite celebutante called Barbara Walters and told her how she was giving up her life of parties to use her power to do good. I hope she’s sincere because if she is, there is a lot she can do. But why did she have to call BW?

(E! Online) Paris Fallout: Agents Quit, Sheriff Targeted Ooops there’s our answer I bet.