An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

At Least, These Guys Aren’t Running An ASSassination Pool

If you can't elect your candidate, impeach the winner...

If you can't beat 'em, cheat 'em...

Well, it’s official–calls for Obama’s impeachment have begun before he’s even spent a day in office. YOU HEAR THAT, NANCY PELOSI??? You didn’t want to be divisive? Well, here’s the people you didn’t want to drive away–the ones who are willing to drive away a validly elected President before he’s even had the chance to be corrupt or incompetent. The least you can say is these guys aren’t racially prejudiced–they hate anyone who isn’t Republican regardless of race, color, creed, gender, sexual preference, or … well I can’t say national origin because that’ll probably be their argument: that Obama wasn’t legally elected because his original Hawaii birth certificate is missing and he can’t PROVE he’s a natural-born American citizen (despite having an American citizen mother). At least they aren’t calling for his assassination (or “merely” running pools for one). Quite frankly, with all the death threats he’s already received, I wouldn’t take bets against some gun-toting Mer’can patriot taking a potshot at the “Communist Nazi Muslim N-word whose minister hates America.” It may turn out that the one thing the Bush Leaguer did right was to allow his paranoia to demand increased security for the president…not for him, but for his successor. Some of us are going to be living on pins and needles for the next 4 years.

The Rabble Hasn’t Been Roused Like This Since Nuremburg…

Young Obama

I’m sure you’ve all seen the clips. Sarah Palin at the rallies, misrepresenting Obama’s association with former Weatherman Underground member William Ayres, to cries of “Terrorist,” and “Kill him.” Does she stop and say, “Hey, none of that kind of talk”? Nuh-uh. It’s just what she wanted to elicit from the crowd. It’s what McCain wants her to elicit from the crowd. Kill him. If they weren’t running for President and Vice President themselves, they could be arrested for incitement to violence, because that’s exactly what they are doing. They’re trying to incite violent hatred against Obama–you know, “THAT ONE”–possibly enough to get people to patrol the polling places and issue challenges against black and Hispanic voters, trying to intimidate them. Maybe more. Hell, when Sarah Palin heard “kill him”, she had a chance to show her true mettle. And she did. She let it ride. Are they trying to get Obama assassinated before November 4? It sure as hell looks like it. Maybe that’s the only way McCain thinks he can win.

In the meantime, check out Paris Hilton’s latest campaign video at funnyordie.com,(/A> ably assisted by Martin Sheen, her most admired fake President. You know, she’d make a better President than either John McCain or Sarah Palin. Hey, she got Charlie’s fake vote…

Another Fatwa From America’s Ayatollah? Ayatollah? Yup And I’ll A-Toll-Yah So Again!


Dobbs compared Coulter to Michael Moore; she preferred Mencken or Twain

Ann Coulter Identifies John Murtha as a Target for Murder (121 comments)


Ann Coulter, the Ayatollah of rightwing fake punditry, has put a fatwa on the head of old Lincoln Chafee, showing she has much more in common with the Islamo-fascists than she likes to admit, and I don’t mean the Islamo-part. Or is this one of her famous “jokes”?

Coulter told Lou Dobbs she considered herself the right wing Mark Twain or HL Mencken, arguing for herself a wit comparable to these great men of American letters. At least she tacitly admitted that these two of our greatest minds WEREN’T right-wing, but as to whether or not her wit is their equal, I’d rather say she was the equal of a sleazy Weimar Republic cabaret host telling hate jokes (But if you could see her through my eyes, she wouldn’t look Jewish at all–CABARET). In any case, in her latest hate-spew, she suggests the wrong Lincoln got shot, as if the bigots of the world would wait 140 years to shoot Lincoln Chafee whose only sin appears to be being a Republican with the gall to think for himself. This makes him a candidate for assassination? Think, “Night of the Long Knives”!

As Hitler explained his actions on that night: “”If anyone reproaches me and asks why I did not resort to the regular courts of justice, then all I can say is this: In this hour I was responsible for the fate of the German people, and thereby I became the supreme judge (oberster Gerichtsherr) of the German people”(Wikipedia) Night of the Long Knives, quoting Wm. Shirer, The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich Substitute “American” for “German” and you’ll see why Bush, Coulter, and all the rest of these frighten the bejeesus out of me and why three years ago I began this illustrated journal.

In any case, here’s one of my most celebrated sketches to round out this retrospective…Have a great Labor Day holiday 🙂