An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

Just to show I’m Bipartisan in my crusade against IDIOCY


I don’t think I need to document this one, Eliot Spitzer, Mr. Clean, Eliot Ness, fighter against pay-for-play DJs, got caught with his pants down. Hoohah Client Number 9 at the Emperor’s Club, paying 4300 dollars to have sex with what–is she some kinda goddess? Sure, they’re pretty, but she gotta be pretty damn talented to be worth that kinda bread! For THAT money, I’d expect something I couldn’t get, and I don’t just mean something that looks nice! It’s the old saying, if you have money and power, you think you’re invulnerable and you’re entitled to anything. And anything is what he got.

Of course, the Republican minority in the NY legislature is calling for impeachment. Do you hear THAT, Nancy Pelosi? You won’t try to impeach that war criminal who thinks he was elected king and this minority party in NY is willing to impeach their governor for getting his peepee wet. It’s not just about the coming election. It’s about what that man can do in the next 9-1/2 months. Do you want to be responsible for giving him a free ride…all the way to Tehran?

Well, Somebody Already Used BS Express…


McCain to make case for presidency Like John Lennon said, “Give war a chance.” or something like that.

(HAIL DUBYUS) Went To The Dance Lookin’ For Romance, Saw Barbara Ann And I Thought I’d Take A Chance… Looks Like McCain is a reader of this website LOL. Amazing considering how Google decreases my web footprint every time they “revise” their image search. I must be in the trashbin with the Post-Katrina images.

McCain message to joke critics: Get a life When reporters asked if the joke was insensitive, McCain said: “Insensitive to what? The Iranians?” No, John–to the AMERICANS who have to fight your permanent war.

Went To The Dance Lookin’ For Romance, Saw Barbara Ann And I Thought I’d Take A Chance…


(AFP) Bush says Iran attacks reports ‘wild speculation’

(AP) Rumsfeld Won’t Speculate on Iran Plans

(NewYorker) The Iran Plans (Seymour Hersh)

Bush says he’s committed to diplomacy, but when has it been easier to believe he’s telling the truth instead of assuming right off the bat he’s lying through his tentacles? I got the idea for this last summer when the saber-rattling started, and I’d LOVE to do it as a video, but then I’d have to get permission from the Beach Boys and I don’t even know how to contact them. And yes, I do remember that there was a gung-ho rock version from the 70s, but I think it’s time for a remix, don’t you?

WOW, where do other cartoonists get this kind of energy? LOL they hire inkers and colorists! OK folks, Fred’n’Bert are safe in an undisclosed location and my GOOD FRIDAY cartoon is done. I’ll be taking Monday off since Sunday will be spent with family and friends, so I won’t be publishing until Wednesday. Have a happy Easter and gorge on mucho chocolate!

It’s been suggested I’ll get a better placement on Google if I include the words to this in my post so here goes:

Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Let’s Bomb Iran, oh, that’s the plan. We’ll be lockin’ ‘n’ a-loadin’, things’ll be explodin’, Let’s Bomb Iran!
Bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Went to Iraq to find weapons of attack, couldn’t find a thing so we thought we’d take a swing and bomb Iran
Bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Oh we’ll be lockin’ ‘n’ a-loadin’, lots of stuff explodin’, Bomb IRAN
Bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan Bomb Iraaaaan
We’ll be lockin’ ‘n’ a-loading, your kids ‘r’ all explodin’ Bomb Iran!
That’s What We’ll Do, It Isn’t Up To You, It’s all about our power and profits AND WE’LL SCREW YOU TOO
Bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb-bomb-Iran.
Oh, we’ll be lockin’ ‘n’ a-loading, people all explodin’ Bomb Iran!
Let’s Bomb Iran, yes, that’s the plan. there’ll be lockin’ ‘n’ a-loadin’, cities all explodin’, Bomb Iran!
Oh, there’ll be lockin’ ‘n’ a-loadin’, nukes’ll be explodin’, Bomb Ira…

(Note: the first three panels of this cartoon were originally called “bombombomb_bombomb_iran.jpg” and appeared on April 12.

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