An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

What’s New, Pussycat? Woe, Woe, Woe!


(NYTimes) On War Funds, Democrats Saw No Option but to Cede Ground to Bush

Yes, there was an option. DON’T PUSSY OUT! Don’t let the troops be held hostage to this man’s insane dream of being a GREAT President. Don’t let them be held hostage to the Republican strategy of holding out until a Democrat is elected so the loss will appear to be HIS/(Her?) fault. Don’t let the Neocon dream of runaway oil profits forever keep our troops in a losing situation. If he vetoes something, SEND IT BACK. BE JUST AS STUBBORN.

Have a safe, relaxing, funfilled Memorial Day. We’ll be back on Wednesday…

Well, Somebody Already Used BS Express…


McCain to make case for presidency Like John Lennon said, “Give war a chance.” or something like that.

(HAIL DUBYUS) Went To The Dance Lookin’ For Romance, Saw Barbara Ann And I Thought I’d Take A Chance… Looks Like McCain is a reader of this website LOL. Amazing considering how Google decreases my web footprint every time they “revise” their image search. I must be in the trashbin with the Post-Katrina images.

McCain message to joke critics: Get a life When reporters asked if the joke was insensitive, McCain said: “Insensitive to what? The Iranians?” No, John–to the AMERICANS who have to fight your permanent war.

Oh, Darn, Mr. President, I’m Washing My Hair The Next Two Years


(Reuters) White House seeks war “czar” for Iraq

“In a tradition of presidential trouble-shooting, the White House is considering creating a “war czar” post in the National Security Council and has put out feelers to some retired generals to see if they would be interested.
“But no takers so far. The Washington Post said at least three retired four-star generals approached by the White House in recent weeks had turned down the position.
“Retired Marine Gen. John “Jack” Sheehan, a former top NATO commander who rejected the White House overture, told the Post: ‘The very fundamental issue is, they don’t know where the hell they’re going.'”

After all, the Drug Czar did so well…Ummmm, isn’t Bush a vaunted War President? Is our beloved Commander-in-Chief trying to pass the buck…again, like he’s done all his life? Don’t worry, some idiot will take the job–it’ll need an idiot to devote himself to cleaning up Bush’s “accident” just so he can be blamed when it fails again.

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