HAIL DUBYUS!

An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

It is VITAL to the interests of this country that we get to the bottom of this!!!

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(AP) FBI opens investigation of Roger Clemens Yup that’s rightie, folks. Atty. General Michael Mukasey, the man who refused to investigate the Bush aides found in contempt of Congress (CNN) Attorney general declines to investigate Bush advisers has sicced the FBI on Roger Clemens. After all, they were ordered to break the law by the President and that makes it alright, but Clemens may have lied about using steroids! Let’s get our priorities straight: baseball trumps corruption everytime!

In the meantime, back when Roger was testifying, the question came up if he’d ever been a vegetarian. No, he said. The next question was, “Have you ever been a Vegan?” Roger was sooooooo flummoxed–wtf is a VEGAN?– that I had to memorialize the moment. It also gave me an opportunity to perform a little Jhonen Vasquez/Invader Zim salute 🙂

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Bring In The Usual Suspects…

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You have all my confidence but … How would you like a Medal of Freedom, Fredo?

(AP) Specter: Gonzales hurt administration

(AP) Bush administration under a cloud

(AP) Bush administration awash in scandals

(AP) Vermont Senate: Impeach the president

I can’t remember this, something is amiss, my memory’s gone awry…
My fundame-ent’s store is dry, I’ll have to lie.

And when asskissers woo, they still say, “Mw-MW-moo!”… on that you can rely
When senator’s inquiries sting, I’ll have to lie.

Bald-faced evasions–never out of date.
Wild prevarications, always on my plate.
Disinformations, “Oops, did I misstate that?” is my sure reply.

It’s still the same old story, who cares about Old Glory, as long as I get mine!”
George Bush will always love asskissers who always lie!
And if I’m asked how sweet it tastes, I’ll have to lie.

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Flies? Poor Puny Things, Who Wants To Eat Flies?

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(AFP) US attorney general Gonzales losing support among Republicans

(Reuters) Gonzales attended meeting on attorney firings

“We know why the wolves howl, don’t we, Renfield? And we know how we can make them STOP!” “You know too much to live, Van Helsing!”

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