An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

And to our Christian friends, Happy Hanukkah!

Happy Hanukkah from the White House...

Happy Hanukkah from the White House...

You know, sometimes, during the past eight years, I’ve thought that president Bush was evil. Sometimes, insane. Sometimes a tool of big business, and sometimes, a weirdo. But his latest Hanukkah Greetings tells me what the truth is. For the past eight years, we’ve had Frank Drebin as our president.

You remember Frank Drebin, the cop Leslie Nielson played in Police Squad (in Color)? That’s our Mr. Bush. People said they voted for him because he’d be a great guy to sit down and have a beer with. Well, just think about it. They elected a guy you’d be afraid to lend your lawnmover to because you think he might hurt himself with it–oh yes, it’s possible, just try to clear the blades while the ignition is still on. Worse than that, he’d probably hurt you along with it…and probably run over half a dozen squirrels to boot.
Gawker has a copy of the actual card: White House War on Hanukkah! [Culture Wars]