An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

Just Remember to Water Ski Around the Oil Rigs

Come On DOWN
(AFP) North Pole may have no ice this summer: US expert

Santa will appreciate all the bikini-clad elfettes–there can be floating resorts to keep the oilrig workers happy. But there will be a terrible slowdown in toy production–maybe he’ll subcontract with China.

Fourth of July is this Friday. I’ll be in Florida celebrating my Uncle John’s 90th BDAY. YAY Uncle John!