An Illustrated Guide to Mendacity and Folly in the Imperium Americanum

Ain’t These People Never Been To A Rock Concert Before?


(AP) Prince’s halftime imagery questioned. “By enlarging his shadow, it’s possible Prince intended to accentuate this aspect of his solo, but it’s just as likely it was accidental.” Well, hell, do you know how hard it is to make a shadow SMALLER? Perhaps the Rev. Ted Haggard was the one who noticed–oh, that’s right, after three weeks of being prayed at, he’s now 100% heterosexual… (AP) Haggard now “completely heterosexual”